new uses for Flo, the Progressive Insurance girl

A run for governor of Alaska?

A run for President of the United States?

She's got the mouth for it.

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it would be cool if her brother had a kid, so she became aunt flo.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUX8yzMmjok"]YouTube - Soul Sista says Kiss My Grits

 

I would totally make secks with her. :afro:

 

She talks way to much. Someone would have to stick a dick in that mouth to shut her up.

As long as it is not my dick.

 

the germinated seed

the lower union

the turning man

the rest of the warrior

the touching embrace

the union of the shy woman

the morning star

the union of the elephant

............................................>> these are all sex positions by the way

 

God, I Must Be Getting Old, I Haven't Heard Of One Of Those...:wheelchair:..:bigcry:



Cheers Glen.

 

She is apparently a comedian in real life. I like her. She's perky. I like perky people, they balance out my terribly non-perkiness.

 

I don't get it. Is she supposed to be funny? Or ironic or some kind of satire? Seriously, what is her purpose in those commercials? I could never figure it out.

I guess she could be used as a role model for people with down syndrome

 

She's perky. People like perky, apparently.

 

I still don't get it. You mean perky tits? She's not doing a very good job at showing them off.

And is her name Flo cause of the red hair? I guess that's kind of funny

 

Somehow it seems she'd make a good Jack-in-the-Box. Just pops out, like, BOINGGG!

Flo-in-the-Box?

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There was a Flo show back in the 80s. Heh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/flo?end

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make porn with Bob the enzite guy..

 

Now you're getting creative. Both have that same smile pasted on them.

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maybe they are the same person.. tv- is funny like that.. ..

 

That's the best idea ever. I can't rep you right now but... you win. You fucking win.