So, yeah. My typewriter changes into a very large, talking bug. It's telling me to kill my wife and have gay sex. What should I do?
You might enjoy the movie "Naked Lunch", based on the book by William Burroughs. All these elements feature in the story line, which is complex and develops in a tightly controlled way. A bug exterminator in New York, Bill Lee, becomes addicted to the poison he uses, and the hallucinations lead him to strange happenings in Algeria, and then Interzone. I suspect you've just finished watching it. What you should really do is kill your typewriter/bug, marry your gay lover, and send me your wife (send photo first). Especially if she likes shovelling snow...