Mafia confessions (confessions of a true Don)

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by XsameXoneXotherX, Nov 28, 2010.

  1. XsameXoneXotherX

    XsameXoneXotherX Banned

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    Got my mafia strips. For what? Having done these things and left no trace nor evidence nor witness nor video recording that could EVER have led to me getting any conviction:

    12. Costly vandlisms
    11. Making bomb threats
    2d. Ride-by shootings
    2c. Poisening
    2b. !! :sunny: !!
    7b. Drug trafficing
    7a. Heisting
    8. Cat burgulary
    9b. Sabutaging
    9a. Racketeering
    3. Laundering
    6. Tax evasion
    5. Composing Contract Hits
    4b. Selling pistols
    4a. Bookie-ing
    10. Grandtheft auto
    2a. Robbery (by musle)
    1c. Embezzling
    1b. Forgerys
    1a. Stealing (includes shoplifting)
    0. Conspiracy Murdering and Murdering

    No conviction. Ha! And it's in about that order by numeral. But I dont tell what ages I done any such things in. I'm FREE and stay FREE how I even do tripple lacings, if you know what that can mean.
     
    XsameXoneXotherX, Nov 28, 2010
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  3. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Don't you know bad boys move in SILENCE and violence?

    Really though, I play GTA too.
     
    RooRshack, Nov 28, 2010
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  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    I did all that stuff before I turned 5

    Plus I dug up Sammy Davis Jr. and stole his glass eye:pimp:
     
    easygoing, Nov 28, 2010
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  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Sammy Davis Jr. is dead! :(


    I've got a big feeling the OP is

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    lunarverse, Nov 28, 2010
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  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    And I got Jimmy Hoffa livin' in my basement! :eek:

    Him and Elvis are always arguin' down there...
     
    skip, Nov 28, 2010
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  11. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Nice bong Skip..
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    deleted, Nov 28, 2010
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  13. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    It's amazing you can do all of this shit and only know the legal terms for half of them.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Nov 29, 2010
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  15. Barbon

    Barbon Member

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    What do you have Mafia II on? xbox or playstation? prefer xbox version myself.
     
    Barbon, Dec 12, 2010
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