Fake blondes and boobs trying to do BSDM shit. Cheesy music That suckybreathing in noise all the fake women make Cheesy music When the camera man talks too much When the men make grunting noises, or talk like "awyeababythatsit" or "awyeababyyou'resohawt", it's cringey
Fake lesbians, fake moans, fake anything I guess. Fat guys. :\ MUSIC (because it's always really bad). >:[
- Women fake moaning. - When women end up being dry (lack of foreplay). - When a pornstar-huge cock gets slid into a woman and she has little or no reaction - Guys not making a sound. - A storyline where he is supposedly so hot for her and she whips off his pants and he's a dishrag. - Getting down to the action too quickly (you have an aboslutely perfect ass in front of you so... you pull back her thong and immediately slide fingers in - WTF??). - How all the girls look the same - tattoos (= individuality!), fake boobs, bodies that are all the same. - How wrong anal ends up being portrayed (there's a lot of warm up to do - you'd think it was all jackhammering). A lot of porn makes anal look unpleasant for the woman. - Spitting. Saliva is good but horking on a woman from three feet away before plunging it in is gross (but then again, she's likely dry anyway). - Porn that attempts to make smoking look sexy. Smoking has always been a turn off for me.
-That hissing intake of breath so many women do. NOT sexy. - Anything fake - tits, moans, etc. - When they look grossed out when the guy's about to cum on them. Especially when they flinch when the cum hits them. I know I don't grimace like that when I'm about to get a facial! - When the women don't get off. You can totally tell when a woman is actually cumming and constant unchanging moaning ain't it. - Spitting. - Fake BDSM. If you're going to slap her ass, DO IT! Don't do that stupid glancing-off-the-ass fake thing. - Gagging. I don't mind a good face-fuck, but I hate that horrible gagging noise and especially when they hold it so deep for so long that she's gasping for breath when he finally pulls out. I probably have more. It's hard to find good porn these days amongst all the mass-produced crap.
Fat and ugly porn stars. Fake orgasms. Porn stars that talk too much. Camera men that are moaning or commentating. When the girls have no.reaction to a 9 inch dick. All my pet peeves have been mentioned.
Back in the 1980's & 1990's I used to rent or buy alot of porn but now hardly ever watch the stuff, aside from the occassional internet clip. I only need 3 orgasms a week and my wife is almost good for that so porn is just unnecessary and redundant for me now. But for the thousands of movies I did watch I had a lot of peeves/ turn offs and in retrospect the who Amber Lynn/ Ginger Lynn/ Nina Hartley era was just crappy. So here: Fake tits - # 1 turn off female porn stars with small tits fake blonde or strangely colored hair shaved pussies/ pussies trimmed into a little strip or box - I like a natural bush tattoos/ piercings/ on the woman male stars that are circumcised. I want to see foreskin females that scream and make too much noise females that make fake orgasming noises when giving head or getting a facial cumshots where the guy pulls out and masturbates for several minutes before cumming on a womans's face. Facials are fine but watching some dude wank for 2 or 3 minutes is such a mood killer. cumshots where they are doing it doggy style and he pulls out and shoots on the woman's backside. titfucking/ cumming on tits. gang bangs/ bukkake are a turn off. Also lighting is very important. Dark or murky video is not appealing. Outdoor scenes do nothing for me. probably lots more - Euro porn is better.
Fake everything. I hate les scenes where you can tell the women aren't really gay. I hate fake boobs. I want to see real tits bouncing! I hate when a guy has a huge dick and the girl is faking her enthusiasm entirely. Fake moaning is a huge turn off. I also don't like when the pussy looks all loose, it's like a damn sucking vortex.
Coordinated planned out sex, fake (moans, screams, orgasms, women), little to no fuzz on the poose, and the lack of oral cream pies It's a real downer when the folks having sex don't even seem remotely interested in fucking each other, besides for a pay check. If i'm watching porn to get off, it's amateur porn :2thumbsup:
Annoying moans & when girls eat each other`s buttholes out/ fingering each other`s buttholes; that`s what vaginas are for ;p I don`t like girl & guy or guy & guy porn; only girl on girl
Fake breasts. Over the top moaning. Moaning when nothing's happening. Moaning from anal but the facial expression isn't enjoyable. All videos over 15 minutes. Interviews at the beginning. Over the top/long strip teases. Strip teasing with the same poses. Stupid ugly fake plastic boots. Facial expressions of disgust when receiving a facial. Horrible gagging noises during blowjobs. Men moaning. "Reality" porn with a bunch of wankers yahooing more excitedly than the dude getting a fuck. Chicks that put no effort into licking the other one out while she's getting anal. Lazy chicks that don't dildo themselves in group sex when not being fucked. Russians.
Yesss...interviews in the beginning piss me off. Also when there's a blowjob in the beginning of the video that takes up all of the time right up to the last 30 seconds which is just the beginning of the fucking. And as much as I like hearing my boyfriend moan, I don't like hearing the misc. guys in porn moaning.
Yes! I love cum, and I love rough, domination and bondage type stuff -- but I only want positive vibes in my sex. Humiliation, degradation, etc. is really not my thing; and I find it offensive how common it is in kinky types of porn. So hard to find a nice happy cuckolding
The invevitable shot from behind the guy. The shot where you see the guys butt, scrotum, a bit of his cock and ..... not very much of the girl.
