Having a hard time opening my okras

I sat and meditated on it for days, but I still can't get the can open. How do you do it?

 

Have you tried an axe or a hammer to bust it open?

 

Absolutely...it seems to be a problem that can only be approached "spiritually", I daresay.

 

A good paring knife should do you just right. Good luck

 

perhaps, deep down, you don't really want to open canned okras. perhaps you believe their best left in the can and you should buy fresh instead.

 

Thanks. I'll need it.

 

Makin' soup? Or is the okra strictly for spiritual exploration?

 

Yes, and psycho-sexual. As in, Kama Sutric.

 

A can opener

 

Use your inner Orca...

 

If you cut yourself you may need Kama Sutures...

 

Have you tried using a kitchen knife?

That's what dexter would do.

 

An Okie wife like I had is what you need. Alas--she took her okra and ran away.

 

Damnit!!!! You guys made me crave okra now!!!!! And I'm broke

 

Chelsea, it may very well be that this is just not the right time for your okras to open. Rather than try to exert control, I advise just relaxing and letting your okras open in their own time and way. Possibly you may require a few reincarnations before the can finally rusts and your okras spring alive in the full bloom of bacterial and fungal decay.

 

I know how to say 'okra' in four different languages.

 

i make my mom do it.

 

his name is not Chelsea lol


okra is gross ...leave that shit closed

 

okras good.. fried, dehydrated, pickled... yum

i can think of several creative ways to get that can open