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Started drinkin in Seattle at the Zoo tavern, woke up in Denver with a hotel, rental car and a girl in don't remember meeting

 

Now THAT is a story!!!

 

once drank a whole bottle of jim beam new years eve 2006 woke up next day in my room with a very bad hangover never do that again!!

 

I drank so much rum at a bachelor party my friends were giving me that when the police showed up because some old man thought there was something strange going on. We weren't doing anything wrong and the police weren't invited onto the property.

The long and short of it is I throw up all over one of the cops and the only comment made was by the one I didn't get and all he said was I told you not to stand too close and then they left. I thought for sure I was going to jail, but I guess if they're trepassing it's ok.

 

Idk taking the last train in the wrong direction is quite funny when ending up in a deserted train station freezing cold w/o money looking for some place to sleep lol

like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNWldaMl07w"]YouTube - Gadjo Dilo part.1

 

My 21st wasn't anything special. The next day i threw up ever half hour it seemed. Had to go home at 8am cause gf was leaving her house. Threw up walking down the stairs, then at my car as people were walking by. Got in my car and got on the freeway. Felt it coming and i didn't want to stick my head out the window. So i grabbed a water bottle squeezed my lips and got it all in the bottle. I then dumped it out the window only to do the same a few minutes later. Got home bout 20 mins later and puked when i got out the car. I couldn't fall asleep i was so fucked up. One of the most disgusting days i've had.

 

I drank so much I threw up for an 30 minutes straight. My best friend had to hold my hair back. It went on so long one of my guy friends left haha

 

Got drunk like 5 nights ago, got kissed, got mouthed, got my legs cut to all fuck and pulled down a street sign.

My best performance was about 4 months ago, picked up with like 5 or 6 different girls in the one night. Was definitely a standout performance considering how messy I was.

 

i was 19 at ocean city in a hotel room with a bunch of my friends for a friends 21st brithday, he got a new license on his b-day which was a week before this day and i used his old one to get into a bar that night. Well around 3 am the cops were called because of noise. So the cops show up and ask for everyone's ID's and said they would be on there way with just a warning for us. So my friends didn't know what i was going to do, I handed them my friends ID right after he handed them his new one. So i hand the cops an ID with a picture that not only looks very little like me but also has the same address and everything as the ID they just looked at.... nothing happened

 

Once I got drunk and two of my friends jokingly suggested going to the beach. I was all for it and thought they were serious so I ran and got in their car. They drove me around the block then came back and said "just kidding!" I was pissed, disappointed, and so drunk I wasn't sure what was going on, all rolled into one, so naturally I picked up the phone and called the most adventurous friend I have to ask him if he wanted to drive to the beach at 3 in the morning. Its like 3 and a half hours away from where we live. He said okay, so i bought a couple of bottles of champagne which we proceeded to drink on the way there (at one point in my life I just didn't give a fuck about drinking and driving..very very stupid). We got there, stumbled onto the beach, and passed out. Woke up the next day completely covered in sand, huddled underneath this flimsy ass blanket, and its like 40 degrees outside and windy as hell. We got up and called my friend that lived around there and met him to do mushrooms for the first time, but thats a whole other story.

 

Got absolutely hammered one night on whiskey and all my friends were asleep on the floor completely wasted when i woke up, so they were all still fully dressed and even had their shoes on and i noticed they were all sleeping in a way i could tie all their shoe laces together lol. so I did and when they woke up it took them ages to figure out what was going on and even longer to get all the knots undone. They got me back though cos a few nights later i was throwing up after drinking a load of red wine and they recorded the whole thing and then set the player to loop the track and taped some headphones onto my head so when i woke up all i could hear was puking sounds