I am a pro shoplifter

It is true... I steal everything from gum to pipes. Anyone else like me out there?

 

i used to.

youre gonna receive a lot of bs over this thread...

 

Whaddaya mean?

 

I can bench press two corner shops, still having trouble with your average sized supermarket

so i'm not pro, no.

 

people are gonna give u a hard time bout this

 

the cost of everything is double because people steal half of it... why bother stealing little things, when stealing a plasma Tv carries the same charge....
when I steal tv sets, I hide them in my pubes, how bout you?..

 

Sweet dude. But let me ask you this, what is the best thing you have ever lifted?

 

:sifone:

 

i only steal from seniors...they are easy to out run

 

I like to steal souls

 

That's pleasant

 

i prefer to eat them :devil:

 

it's worth it until you get caught, which everyone does. then your life changes forever. i hope you don't live in the USA, i wouldn't want to get caught shoplifting there.

 

Back years ago I use to steal DXM sometimes.

I also stole food from the grocery store I worked at for lunch sometimes.

That's about it, not really worth the risk of getting caught.

 

i stole a pack of gum from a liquor store before school in 7th grade :afro:

 

I believe in karma to much too steal what I did not earn. To be honest. Its pretty low for sure. Everyone has stolen something one way or another. Either with the intentions of or if it was on accident. Stealing is really immature as well

 

I stole a nice pair of sony earbuds and an iTrip.

I did that because people were talking about stealing and I thought it was kind of cool.

I'm just not a stealer. Haven't done it before or since.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz886uOx_as&feature=related"]YouTube - The Andy Griffith Show (S4E21) - The Shoplifters(1/3)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYubrmbOvtA"]YouTube - The Andy Griffith Show (S4E21) - The Shoplifters(2/3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJfKHRIL4fQ"]YouTube - The Andy Griffith Show (S4E21) - The Shoplifters(3/3)

 

i'm stealing this thread!

so, which nhl team will win the standly cup in 2011?

i think the wild will win it in 2011.
:biggrinjester:

 

Im Pirating this thread..


Go Steeler..