Random Facts XXV

was that over the line

 

it might be for some but not to me because I know youre just joking

 

The Imaginary Being is never here when you need him

 

fixed :sultan:

 

Aww bless him!

 

lol

I'm only kidding

 

and a good thing cause he is very handsome and tends to attract the women away from the rest of us.,...the fucker

 

So, you're both after the same women?

My little ones cannot hold a peanut without dropping it even if the world depended on it

 

I'm off to the bar. Goodnight :seeya:

 

I saw that one a few months back...

 

I seen it too...if its the guy who tried to cut off his leg and ended up eating some of the beaver he had trapped

 

I love beavers but I have anOtter love too..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno&feature=fvw"]YouTube - Otters holding hands

 

the trailing periods then your sig pic right below makes it look as though that is a pic of your date

 

i shave two times a week

i hate onions

im eating soup for dinner

my tv screen is still purple

i dont close the door when i wizz

 

Otters are the most adorable little things!!

I love cows, just not in that way :tongue:

 

Why not?, looks like he could do some real work with that tongue.

 

WHAT!!!!!-your TV screen is still purple.

 

I cant stand the smell of cows or horses...or farms for that matter...everything smells like shit

 

I love the smell.

I grew up around so many farms, it's a normal smell to me now.

 

if my eyes get any more dried out .,. im going to have arabs living on my lids.. wtf...