I thought these were what you really wanted they are a lot better than a dead weight of a rock, ya know?
NOOO!!! Ash!! We are romantazing a piece of rock that lies millions of miles away. We are not being dirty.
But you'll just end up crashing into a ball of billion-year-old cheese. How the fuck are you gonna clean yer spacecraft? With Windex? I need some windex.
When i look at the moon i like to think of all the people that right now, this very moment does the exact same thing. In some way, you dont feel so lonely anymore.