Elf Death Camps

What's with santa and his elven sweatshop? Were does he got off making those elf's work long hours doing hard labour for little pay? Half the elf's are alcoholics just so they can put up with the misery, the reindeers are hooked on crank and speed. Mrs Claus is a bitch, when will these people be sent to prison?

 

everyone knows that elves don't have souls and were put here for the white-bearded man to do with as he pleases. duh.....

 

Do you feel nothing for the plight of the elf's?

 

well, when you have someone like this running the show...

 

The elves actually have a pretty good labor union, they're like tiny teamsters.

 

They are hooked on candy canes...

 

Santa better watch out for the elf union

 

Being alcoholics they are an unruly bunch, I definately wouldn't want to mess with them.

 

I'm suspicious of the venison he serves at all his dinner parties.

 

caribou are one of the few deer species where the female has antlers

 

The hardcore elves are into reindeer dust

:elf: That's right the last guy who messed with 'em got "wacked" with snow balls

 

powdered reindeer penis..

 

I'm Suspicious Of The White Meat That Tastes Like Chicken He Serves About Three

Days After He Tells Everybody One Of His Elves Resigned......:ack2:...uke:



Cheers Glen.

 

Elf's are actually a cross breed between traditional elves and chinese people. Fact.

 

The Chinese in turn buried great armies of lilliputians.

 

hahaha!

 

Since the North Polar Ice Cap has melted, Claus operates from a submarine base beneath the Arctic Ocean. Any elf that tries to organize gets put out the air lock.

 

I hear the working condition aren't that bad.

 

you never know what Santa will do! He's a big perv! He is always spying on all the kids, deciding who is 'naughty and nice'! 'He knows when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake'! Spying on the little ones in their beds!!!
If he weren't the Saint of Capitalism he would be in jail! Good kids get toys bad kids do not. Therefore the rich must be really good!:auto:
yeah the dirt ol' perv sucks!:elf:
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