Zombies Voting Twice

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live undead voting, Zombies, to paraphrase a film i see dead people. zombies voting that is freaky

 

I've actually read and heard a lot about Haitian zombies, a lot of people take them pretty seriously. I don't know if they're actually real, but they sure do make the press a lot.

 

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lol zombies? it cant be true! its not 2012 or 2020 (aka the end of the world)... ha.

 

:d lol!

 

Most of the people voting in the USA are zombies. It's not like voting is anything but a sham to make people think they have a voice anyway.

 

Zombies are real and are part of the voodoo religion


Individuals are poisoned with "zombie potion" which main ingredient is a powerful nerve toxin called tetrodotoxin that is found in species of pufferfish (this is the same toxin that will kill you if you eat improperly prepared "fugu" at a Japanese Restaurant and it is 100 times more toxin then cyanide.

This toxin symptoms are Paresthesias of the lips and tongue are followed by sialorrhea, sweating, headache, weakness, lethargy, ataxia, incoordination, tremor, paralysis, cyanosis, aphonia, dysphagia, seizures, dyspnea, bronchorrhea, bronchospasm, respiratory failure, coma, and hypotension. Gastroenteric symptoms are often severe and include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. Cardiac arrhythmias may precede complete respiratory failure and cardiovascular collapse. The first symptom of intoxication is a slight numbness of the lips and tongue, appearing between 20 minutes to three hours after eating poisonous pufferfish.[19] The next symptom is increasing paresthesia in the face and extremities, which may be followed by sensations of lightness or floating. Headache, epigastric pain, nausea, diarrhea, and/or vomiting may occur. Occasionally, some reeling or difficulty in walking may occur. The second stage of the intoxication is increasing paralysis. Many victims are unable to move; even sitting may be difficult. There is increasing respiratory distress. Speech is affected, and the victim usually exhibits dyspnea, cyanosis, and hypotension. Paralysis increases and convulsions, mental impairment, and cardiac arrhythmia may occur. The victim, although completely paralyzed, may be conscious and in some cases completely lucid until shortly before death. Death usually occurs within 4 to 6 hours, with a known range of about 20 minutes to 8 hours.
If the patient survives 24 hours, then recovery without any residual effects will usually occur over several days.[23]
Therapy is supportive and based on symptoms, with aggressive early airway management.[19] If ingested, treatment can consist of emptying the stomach, feeding the victim activated charcoal to bind the toxin, and taking standard life-support measures to keep the victim alive until the effect of the poison has worn off.[19] Alpha adrenergic agonists are recommended in addition to intravenous fluids to combat hypotension. Anticholinesterase agents have been used with mixed success. No antidote has been developed.




Basically this toxin causes you to appear dead by causing complete paralysis and lowering your heartbeat and breathing to a level that is almost undetectable. Since Haiti is a warm tropical country they usually bury their dead very quickly before they start to stink. Later that evening the voodoo priest that administered the potion will come and dig up the "zombie" who at this point should start to begin motor functions (if they didn't die due to suffication or because the priest gave them to much toxin and it killed them)


After that the priest begins to force feed the victim a mixture of herbs with a primary ingredient of Datura which is a powerful psychoactive substance that keeps the victim throughly stoned out his gourd (also many times the victum is severly brain damaged from oxygen deprevation due to the poison paralyzing their diaphram).


This is all throughly detailed and researched in the book "The serpent and the Rainbow" by Wade Davis

 

Oh my god! I knew it! The zombie apocalypse is coming! Get your guns!

Seriously I don't fuck around about zombies... I take the Zombie Survival Guide with me wherever I go..



If the dead start walking I'm gonna start kicking some ass...

 

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voting zombies... so what else is new?

joe dante had voting zombies in his 2004 short movie, on the master of horror television program.

of course zombies can vote!
in dante's movie, the zombies voted the war mongering right wing government of the u.s.a. out of power and, the zombies ended the war too!
:cheers2:

 

Zombie Rights!
CURE forever!

 

This book was so interesting! I really loved it. His book "One River" is also really good.

 

with an attitude like that, we'll probably never be able to stop them . . .

 

Interesting metaphor, I like it.

 

They make up a large (45%) percentage of the voting population. I think human Haitians are intimidated by the potential changes. However, if zombies can make it to the polls, why not let them vote?

FIGHT FOR ZOMBIES RIGHTS

 

I thought this was going to be about Chicago not Haiti, but then they're not zombies but just dead people.

 

gordon, what of the zombie vote?



they are brain dead, you know...



... show me your best zombie face, gordon.



not bad.