Random Facts XXVI - The Christmas Edition

I think I'm addicted to Totino's pizza rolls. And I really want to get with this chick from work but I think she's a lesbian

 

I just ate some cherries

 

I can't decide whether to go to bed, or just stay up and get an earlier train.

 

No they don't.

 

if you go to your private messages folder and reply to one in the sent folder..and then send it .... its the same as talking to yourself :leaving:

 

I talk to myself becaue I am the only person that agrees with me.

 

This Makes About As Much Sense As My Post Pointing Out The Fact That You

Can Press The Red Triangle And Report Your Own Post....



Cheers Glen.

 

you cant rep yourself though...I tried that like the first few minutes after the rep system was turned on

 

i like disagreeing with myself, to have a divided mind...
but agreeing with yourself does feel pretty amazing.

 

I heard a guy on a train once arguing with himself about 5 dollars he owed himself...
schizophrenia sucks

 

its morning

 

Customs dog finds marijuana stash



A drug sniffing dog's keen sense of smell led to the arrest of a man driving a rental car after he allegedly tried to smuggle a cereal box full of marijuana into Canada.
The Canada Border Services Agency said the man tried to cross the Ambassador Bridge into Canada around 12:45 a.m. on Dec. 18. He rolled up to customs in a rented silver 2010 Suzuki and was pulled over for secondary examination.
Customs officers brought a dog in to search the car. The canine sniffed out the drugs -- 810 grams of pot worth more than $16,000 -- in the rear floor of the vehicle.
The marijuana was packed in four bags inside a cereal box. CBSA seized the drugs and the rental car.
Isaiah Wiltshire, 26, of Mississauga, is charged with importing a controlled substance and possession of a controlled substance for the purpose of trafficking.


expensive weed at 16 grand for less than a kilo...almost cocaine price lol


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Well to make the bust sound better they calculate the lowest selling unit x $$ on the street; 810 grams x $20 a gram = $16,200

It makes for better more dramatic headlines that way. Dude would probably sell it at ounce prices, but really that just sounds more like personal staff.

 

A woman awoke in the middle of the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?” she asked.
“Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 17?” he asked.
“Yes, I do,” she replied.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”
“Yes, I remember.”
“Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or you will spend the next twenty years in jail?”
“Yes, I sure do.”
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, “You know…I would have gotten out today.”

 

guess I need to take my buzz and nap now.. fuckballs cause I would of liked to do nothing today.. ateam time. ;p

 

I need coffee, wut

 

I have been awake since 8am yesterday morning.

 

how come?

 

I decided to go out last night, instead of going to bed. By the time I got in I thought I might as well stay up and go shopping - which I did!

 

I went out last night and was meant to go shopping today, however things have gone the other way for me and I am sitting in bed with a banging headache :2thumbsup: