Would you rather

teleport

Would you rather be a really well known record producer or own a sports team?

 

record producer

would you rather meet Jimi Hendrix or John Lenon(if it were possible)

 

John Lennon

If you could travel thru time would you go to the future or the past?

 

Future

would you rather be poor with good friends or rich with fake friends

 

Flying would provide the same benefit of going anywhere and would be a lot more fun, so flying.

Would you rather clean Obama's testicles after a basketball game with your tongue or deep fry the socks he used and eat them?

 

LOL, you missed a half a page bro....

Deep fried socks, hoping it would kill the germs, and i can use hot sauce right?

Would you rather eat cow shit or have palin as president..

 

Under the condition that the shit had shrooms in/on them the cow shit, otherwise Palin as president I dont watch much tv and presidents are mostly figureheads.

Would you rather eat an amazing steak or an amazing rack of ribs?

 

amazing steak medium rare with nothing but salt and pepper, damn now i am hungry.

would you rather be a vegetarian or raise your own cows.

 

My own cows. (I love steaks too)
Would you rather get a Jesus tatoo on your chest or Winnie the Pooh on your forehead ?

 

i already have both lol....the jesus of course...takes a true nut to tattoo ones forehead


would you rather dedicate your life to Islam dedicate your life to the Catholicism

 

Catholiscism because I'm white and live in America.

Would you rather have a pet anteater or pet kangaroo?

 

Live anteater - definitely.

Would you rather have a sharp pencil rammed into your ear or be stuck in a raft 300 miles out in the Atlantic without water?

 

Pencil.

Would you rather tickle torture or painful, yet tolerable, torture? (putting it in perspective, a little).

 

tickle torture --

Have ice cream licked off your tummy or hold hands with your sweetie on a warm spring day?

 

Hold hands.

Would you rather get smothered to death by hundreds of cute puppies or crushed, by getting hugged from a bunch very cute, friendly pandas?

 

Pandas.

Would you rather celebrate Christmas for all eternity or Halloween for eternity.

 

Halloween

Would you rather wear the same pair of socks for the rest of your life (can't ever take them off) or the same underwear/boxers?

 

Underwear, as long as I can choose to wear Cheryl Cole's dirty knickers.

Would you rather be boiled alive, or have your head chopped off?

 

head chopped off

Would you rather own an old school bus or a sail boat?

 

An old school bus, I would turn it into a camper van.

Would your rather eat a fried tarantula or 20 tins of baked beans within the space of 1 hour?