Come on scrapy, walk it off!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by gotLBforsale, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. gotLBforsale

    gotLBforsale Member

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    on Friday the 13th, my roFreddy and full
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    do people usually by this story...
     
  3. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    That, friends, is why you don't feed marijuana to your pets.

    And if you're going to anyway, at least remember that the dosage is much different for animals that are multiple times smaller than humans!
     
  4. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    [size=-1]THE VICTIM[/size]

    [size=-1]The usual pet toxicity case involves a dog that has inadvertently eaten a stash of marijuana. In the dog, clinical signs typically begin 30-90 minutes after the marijuana has been eaten. Because THC is stored in the body’s fat deposits, the effects of marijuana ingestion can last for days.[/size]

    [size=-1]SYMPTOMS[/size]

    [size=-1]Signs include: incoordination and listlessness along with dilated pupils, slow heart rate and sometimes urinary incontinence. Marijuana toxicity can look similar to intoxication with numerous other sedatives. It is very important for all the relevant information to be presented to the veterinarian if the pet is to be helped. Veterinarians are not obligated to report to local police. If you know marijuana was involved in an intoxication it is important to make this information known. Obviously this goes for other recreational drugs as well.[/size]

    [size=-1]Urine testing similar to that done with humans can be done in dogs to make the diagnosis of marijuana intoxication.[/size]

    [size=-1]TREATMENT[/size]

    [size=-1]If less than thirty minutes have passed since the marijuana has been eaten it may be possible to induce vomiting but after symptoms have started, the nausea control properties of THC make it very difficult to induce vomiting. Further, if the patient is extremely sedated, vomiting can be dangerous as vomit can be inhaled and cause a very serious and deadly aspiration pneumonia.[/size]

    [size=-1]Activated charcoal is a liquid material used in the treatment of poisoning. Activated charcoal is given orally and as it passes from one end to the other, toxins are trapped in the charcoal so that when the charcoal passes from the patient, the toxins pass, too. This technique of detoxification may be used in the treatment of marijuana toxicity.[/size]

    [size=-1]Fluid support and keeping the patient warm may also be needed in treatment. If the patient has lost consciousness, the more intense observation and support is needed. The chance of fatality is statistically small but possible. [/size]
     
  5. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    This is'nt mystery. You fed him drugs and he fucking died.
     
  6. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    i hope you die a horrible fiery death. fuck you.
     
  7. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    That's fucking horrible...
     
  8. gotLBforsale

    gotLBforsale Member

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    I though I was in the safe zone here. The nest of safety and understanding. I though I was amoung friends?
     
  9. Elle

    Elle Senior Member

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    That's fucking sick what you did.
    Even worse that you seem to take it so lightly.....as if it were a joke to you.
    I cant tell if you are either that stupid or that cruel, but either way people like you make me sick.
     
  10. pixie moon madness

    pixie moon madness Member

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    Id be careful who u tell that to, if i met you and u told me that, you would get the kickin of your fucking life ya little prick.
    your a fucking nonse!!! i wouldnt trust you around children.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    its obviously fake..the kid is a meth head..
     
  12. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    First of all, he said it was crank, not pot people!;)

    Secondly, I'm sure it's a fake story. Who the hell is going to "waste" that much buzz on a dog? The people I've known to do meth would NEVER feed it to a dog....if anything, they'd probably cut the pup open and get it out....damn fiends :p
     
  13. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    No hes totally serious, I once saw him do something unrelated.
    He is.
    Fer sure.
     
  14. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    if there's any truth to this story in the name of george karloff and all the satanic cults of the world i sincerely wish upon you an infinitely torturous existance full of baldness and impoteny that not even a viagra could cure. i hope you enjoy a death similar to what that puppy experienced.
     

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