Whats the hardest part about being a dude?

Putting a tampon in your dick once a month is the worst. Ladies have no idea how hard we have it.

 

watching poor, sexy lesbians and feeling helpless.

 

The hardest part of being male is having to conform to the image of a strong, both mentally and physically, breadwinner, who never shows his weak side.

It is a damaging image, but all Western Society promotes it.

 

try having soft feet/ rough skin will tear them..
you put your hand in them, ball it up your arm- stretch it around your toes so its even(nothing worse than crooked toes stitching in an open toe shoe.. oh fuck it!! here.>

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I love them gloves.

 

Well, I agree with this, but I find the hardest part is finding a nice middle ground.

Sometimes I wish I were gay cause then I'd have more of an excuse for not being a caveman.

 

morning wood

 

just dealing with my out of control levels of awesome

 

Dealing with women is right up there.

 

Dude! Marry me! I love a hairy man...don't care either way if you have a head full of hair or not. I'm just sick of that overly "metro-sexual" look where a guy waxes off all of his body hair. I LOVE to see a man with a chestful of hair. Totally hot. :2thumbsup:

 

Hardest part about being a man? Hmm... tough one. Maybe it's the possibility of the government sending you to die horribly in a pointless war, or it could be that being a single man means you aren't worth government benefits no matter how desperate you are, or if you get divorced how difficult it is to keep your own children, or receiving harsher prison penalties, or dealing with blatant sexism from females. It could also be difficult being a male in school where boys grades are falling and this is touted as a 'victory for women'. Being arrested in domestic violence situations even when it is the woman who is the abuser; as a correllary the lack of abuse shelters for men. Societal expectations which seem to be fine to have for men but not fine to have for women. Shall I go on?

 

Haha. I actually like this image, and if any man wants to be with me for a long time, he has to have it.

 

this^ In any conflict it's always the girl that gets treated as this innocent one. And girls that cry rape are a pretty tough part of being a guy(thankfully I don't have to deal with that one, being gay)

 

Nut sac.. Freezing Cold. The end ..

 

Lookin like a lady

 

Wait until your most luxurious growth of hair is in your nose and your ears.......:bigcry::bigcry:

 

And you fart out your dick.

 

bicycle seats

 

Seats Are No Problem, It's The Crossbar When Your Foot Slips Off The Pedal That

Really Brings Tears To A Young Man's Eyes........:bigcry:



Cheers Glen.

 

When you need to fart, but aren't sure if you'll pee a little.

 

When you're standing there, taking a piss, and when you're halfway done find out you also gotta take a crap....