ever got with a girl through text?

floes before hoes

 

hahahahah yes, perfect.

 

bitchs love bluegrass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZnUxdHx78"]YouTube - The String Cheese Incident "Orange Blossom Special" Hornings Hideout 8-1-10

works everytime. ull get laid in under 10min with bluegrass.

by time your half way through the song she will be on the floor trembling with pleasure begging you for more bluegrass.

 

If you're part of the String Cheese Incident, most people will be trembling on the floor in your mere presence!

 

I'm used to people begging for my presents

 

haha the winky really does make it seductive. good texting skills is all just part of a good seduction.

 

i seduce girls through text all day erry day, whuuut

 

i just sext...i dont text ever...only sexting




maybe thats why my friends always call me

 

possible but not probable, i wouldnt suggest you try or else perpetual disappointment will be your leitmotif.

 

I'd like to write a short love story about a couple who meet through one of those 'If you'd like a good time, call lucy 442-5628' written about in the mens stall.

Maybe some guy get's smashed one night as a joke and calls her up, and it turns out she's at the bar that night. She's a proper lady, just a jilted ex boyfriend or something.

There's your initial conflict, and your resolution.

Beautiful love story. Wonder if it's ever happened.

"I met your mom by calling her off a bathroom stall"