Break up with the person above you

...

 

sorry, it's not you. it's my asshole.

 

Im allergic to cats :ack2:

 

Dear BBAD, I think you are too wild for me and we should walk away before I get my heart broken.

Love Always
-Nyxx

 

my mom says youre a bitch



just kidding...its your feet smell ..I just cant smell that and stay horndoggittydiggydog at the same time

 

Sorry, this is not working out, I think I am gonna be a lesbian now.

 

sorry you have to many x's for one name

 

I'm sick of coming to your home all the time. Why can't you come to mine for once, you lazy slut?

It's over.

 

I just can't take you constantly whining

 

I can't stand the way that you always dress up as a pirate. You constantly leave you ship double parked in the street and the neighbors are talking.

 

I just wanna be friends.

 

Its not you, I just need some time alone...

 

I can't stand you constantly screaming.. and running out of the room

 

I'm not gay. Neither is my asshole.

 

im not gay either but do you have a sister?

 

TEXT MESSAGE

"still at hospital, they cnt get it out ov my ass
i dnt think we r going 2 work out."

 

i don't date girls who live on there cellphone anyways

 

I don't date guys that spend more time in front of the mirror than I do...

 

this isnt working out..your grandkids are driving me insane interupting our sexytime

 

If I can't drive your truck then I'm out of here...