Well I already know 1 NY resolution

Last Night, NYE, my diet consisted mainly of champagne, vodka, corn chips, homous and too much of this dip that was mainly refried beans and chilli powder.

The day after, today, and I can not stop farting.

And they arent gentle ones, its like I'm practicing playing the tuba.


So its an easy first new years resolution for me, no more refried beans!

 

Geezus, there it goes again, I think the Death Star just blew up Alderon

 

I'm going try and use less ambiguous sarcasm.

 

I don't make goals for myself, it lets me down a lot more easily.

 

not worth it. the farts are just there to keep them from being the perfect food.

 

you don't eat enough fiber. the farting goes away once your body is used to all the fiber. i know this for a fact.

i'm gonna drink less. it's easy to not drink when you feel like i do.

 

If I drank less, I'd never drink at all. And that would make me a saaaad panda. I have a resolution to drink more! Haha.

 

Yes, refried beans are really yummy, and yet apparently very healthy. Its like they break one of the rules of nature. Broccoli could learn a thing or two from them

 

Ever gotten beer farts? those are nasty.

 

I'm gonna learn how to smile

 

Better out than in I always say...:2thumbsup:

 

Hell in my case if it has the word bean in it I will get gas, green bean, wax bean. I avoided all beans for a while, but then said screw it, people will just have to deal with it and sometimes if I'm lucky I just blame it on the dog. Of course now the wife wants to bring the dog to the vet to make sure she ok, but for now I've got her convinced it's just something that happens when dogs get older.