A strange woman pished on my leg last night

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  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I was sitting in this late bar getting drunk and someone was standing next to me and they accidentally spilled a drop of their drink on my leg. It seemed to feel like more liquid than there was but when I looked down there was only a drop, so passed a comment to the people around me about this.

    Next thing this crazy fat bird comes up to me and says something like, do you want me to make your leg wet? I'll make your leg wet and then proceeded to start rubbing her fanny up and down my leg!:piggy:

    When she had finished molesting me and got back up there was a damp patch on my trousers, so she either was very sweaty down there or she squirted on my leg! Can you believe that? :-o

    I've got to wear these trouser tomorrow to get home, now I will have to make sure that I don't accidentally touch my left leg, gads. :eek:
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 2, 2011
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  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Ah, so you're back in england again?
     
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  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    it's always good to know the, uhm, customs in foreign countries. Now I'm prepared for a journey to Caledonia ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
    Gyro Gearloose, Jan 2, 2011
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  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe you could claim she was someone famous and sell them on ebay for a fortune. :)

    When people say they got lucky, I do not think this is what they mean. ;)
     
    Heat, Jan 2, 2011
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    it was ball sweat
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jan 2, 2011
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  11. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I know!

    If I did that to a girl I'd get fucking locked up!:confused:
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 2, 2011
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  13. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    something like this lol

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    ChrisFromScotland, Jan 2, 2011
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  15. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Strangely enough, that's roughly what she looked like, yes. :2thumbsup:
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 2, 2011
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  17. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    haha
     
    ChrisFromScotland, Jan 2, 2011
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  19. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Very likely, after getting your face smashed first. :(

    No one should ever be allowed to dry hump any stranger. That is really best kept between really close acquaintances. :)
     
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  21. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    A dry hump would have been preferable... :(
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 2, 2011
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  23. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Yeah...doesn't sound like there was anything dry about this hump.
     
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  25. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    But did you get the least bit excited?....;-)
     
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  27. McLeodGanja

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    Nah lol she was a mamoot!
     
    McLeodGanja, Jan 2, 2011
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  29. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    LOL ^^^
    I'm sorry but that is the funniest r/l thing I've read/heard lately.
    Big, sweaty drunk women are a little bit scary to me. Ya never know what to expect. :D
     
    Lynnbrown, Jan 2, 2011
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  31. dynamohumm

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    maybe she had an itch that needed scratching....were they corduroy pants?

    *squeak squeak squeak*
     
    dynamohumm, Jan 2, 2011
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  33. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I have to confess that I giggle every time I open this thread. And I have opened it many times ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
    Gyro Gearloose, Jan 3, 2011
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  35. daisymae

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    That's horrible. If some guy came on my leg in a bar, I'd be in the shower for awhile, scrubbing my skin off.

    LOL
     
    daisymae, Jan 3, 2011
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  37. lynzxx

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    hahahahaha you never fail to make me laugh :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    lynzxx, Jan 3, 2011
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