the stinkin IRS

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  1. 420girl

    420girl Member

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    I was recently audited by the IRS (ok well... I am still trying to gather the info they want). Among other things, they would like me to prove that my children are my dependents. Evidently being their mother and raising them is not proof enough. If I had saved all the stupid crap they want me to provide copies of, I would need a storage shed for paper alone. One of the things they are asking for is copies of all my utility bills going back 2 yrs. Does anyone really keep copies of your phone and light bills for that long? Dont we waste enough paper? Do we really need to keep that wasted paper? The light company was more than happy to send me copies of my bills from that far back. BUT the nazi phone company, as i so fondly refer to them, (yes thats right), will not send copies unless I have them subpoenaed by the courts. WTF!~ I already knew I didnt like dealing with the phone company, and I could only assume that I would not want to deal with the IRS, but I had no idea how assinine they could be. My mother being the naive person she is told me I should just call them and tell them I dont have copies of what they want and they would understand. Afterall it is just a utility bill right? ha ha ha. Beware of the IRS. They dont use vaseline or any other lubrication to make the pain less when they bend you over and.....
     
  2. crummyrummy

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    thats easy for a 15 year old with no income to say, but hey you obviously have no internet connection and have nothing to lose. I have known people that could provide from the wild all they needed to sirvive but gasoline, but from what god left on the earth they could produce objects and resources for trade, and gasoline was forth coming. hell there is a whole group of em ( rainbow family) but if you spend 17 hours a day on the hipforums, yeah you work for the man or some one that loves you does. Taxes are seldom avaidable if you need electricity and internet access. both those things leave long before you get arrested.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    unemployment does not equal anarchy
     
  4. migle

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    Attack the state with their own ways. Make them, the IRS and the phone company confront for your bills. I think you can.
     
  5. crummyrummy

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    I dont understand what you are trying to say. dont pay your bills, get that which you desire turned off, and wait for collection agencies to bug you? or did you mean something else?
     
  6. crummyrummy

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    ah well that explains it. yeah since you dont have to pay you try and recommend everyone else go to jail and pay large fines. yes you are definitely morally superior for being born to your parents instead of mine.
     
  7. crummyrummy

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    more like juvinile hall.

    your still are living in your parents house on thier connection, passing judement on those that have to work.
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    awww the government you hate has provided for you....
     
  9. crummyrummy

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    if you move 40 miles east, would your casino be legal? no. your still living off the governments political correctness.
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I know people in your situaion, and I think they have it made, but not a one of them tries to tell me what a working man has to deal with, hence my hostility towards you.
    I am happy that you were born into a charmed life, but as far as I am concerned, you are Paris Hilton.
     
  11. crummyrummy

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    awwww can your tribe produce everything it needs to survive to live like you are? if the borders were closed.
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    good. so why you telling people that dont have your benefits to get themselves arrested. you paid your taxes then I am sure.
     
  13. crummyrummy

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    ok, thats a good point. I did not look at it like that, but I am still going to assume that you didn either til I grilled you.
     
  14. 420girl

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    oh I can assure you I am doing everything i can to jump through their hoops...but it still doesnt mean i like it.
     
  15. 420girl

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    well unfortunately i am not an indian so there is no casino in my future...i will have to settle for paying my taxes...and whatever else the irs asks of me...dont you know thats what we do in a free country...whatever we are told
     
  16. Soulless||Chaos

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    Just come up with all sorts of ridiculous crap you need the IRS to send you before you can possibly get them what they want... :rolleyes: Make it as tedious and time consuming as possible for those bastards!
     
  17. crummyrummy

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    yes, be born native american (indian).
     
  18. 420girl

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    Just come up with all sorts of ridiculous crap you need the IRS to send you before you can possibly get them what they want... Make it as tedious and time consuming as possible for those bastards!

    I love it best idea yet! You win! [​IMG]
     

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