I tried to help a band and this happens..

so your dad doesn't support you?

 

And before you diss people for getting rides in moms minivan, make sure you have a liscense

 

Of course man. I'll probably go run through a couple cool time signatures, then in to some insane blasts. By then I'll be able to show you some really cool tricks I've been learning.

Oh shit since I'll have 2 camera's I'll be able to have a camera dedicated to my feet! Thank you for making me do this, you've just given me some idea's for some video's for the band.

But you'll be impressed with my drumming, I don't have any worries.

 

People drive me wherever I need to go. And I'm going for my license next month depending on the outcome of a few things as I already stated.

 

My dad is the one who started everything for me.

He got me my first guitar when I was just a little kid. He tought me all the scales and modes and shit. I will always consider him better than me even though he's proud to say that I am better than him. He still rips guitar, he can play circles around me when it comes to Sabbath style solo's, pure shredding.

But he also taught me that music is something you build on your own. No one is going to help you when you're up on stage. That is your moment and yours alone. Even he can't help when I'm on stage, I can just remember all I've learned from him and try to put it to use.

He's the reason I take music so seriously, I grew up listening to guitars and drums, it's no wonder I love it all so much. Seriously, just thinking about one of my songs being played live gets my dick hard.. There's nothing like being on stage while people take pictures of you and then go home and put them on their computer and look at them later.

It's the whole concert atmosphere that I love... I could never imagine doing anything else with my life... Except mixing and producing... Which is what I will conquer once I'm done playing in bands.

 

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and before you tell people not to diss people make sure you can spell license right.

 

Meaning when I need to go to the doctor my mom drives me.

When I go play a gig the vocalist drives me.

Surely you're mother doesn't drive you to work? That would be awfully sad...

 

this thread is full of ironic lolz

if i were an owner of a bar and some punk kid came up to me acting all hard ass, i'd probably tell him to dick off, "i can book a different band"

after all it's about the money

(the kids and parents do sound like total fag losers though)

 

I'm that guy who books bands and gives the list to a bar owner. No one has declined one of my shows in about a year as I said earlier.

I have to fucking yell at the guy who just made an Advert poster for me. I let someone from the bar make it because I wanted to make them feel like they were doing something big. It turns out they think using microsoft paint is acceptable for a fucking poster.

Now I have to sell 200 tickets without any advertising for about a week, which means I'm gonna have to bother people that I actually know. I'm working on a new poster myself but I can't think of any good graphic idea's... Holy fuck I should never have trusted an outside source...

JESUS CHRIST, I'm only making $200 off this show tops, which is a joke considering how it's the bar owners sons fucking band and I'm bringing in all the fans who don't even know the band... I might just have to play the fucking show with my own god damn band so I can fill the place... Oh and of course my band won't get paid since it won't be our Headline.

FUCK.

 

what kind of poster?
i might be able to help

 

Lol @ the kids telling their parents there gunna follow you. Really, do they get a kick out of bullshitting their folks? And your singer sounds like a douche, same with the kids dad.

 

It needs to be the worlds most basic poster.

It would need the bars name, 1 large band name, 2 smaller band names, a couple drink/shot prices, the address, the date, and the time it starts.

Oh shit, that lorazepam just kicked in........ I see what you guys were talking about.....

Anyway.... Fuck the poster for now, but PM me if you'll help later... This drug is FUCKED.

 

He's not a douche.. That would make him sound like he's still kind of smart.. He's completely fucked in the head... Me and the guitarist write most of the lyrics for a reason lol.

 

You mean a 16 year olds first open mic counts as work?

 

Their band tries to play like Slayer.... And their moms brought them in their vans.... If you don't see the hilariousness (that can't be a word) in that then I don't what to say.

They also made a facebook event and offered me money to make them an Advert poster.. It was funny, they wanted me to make the poster like 3 hours before the show... I'll show you what I made if you want... It's hilariously bad but they loved it.. I let them keep their parents money...

 

shit wait til youre married and your wife brings cell phones to the studio rooms and gigs , while your rehearing they what to show you the LOL someone tweets them....

When you begin your rant argument with "Jesis fucking chips Brett Michales dont even put up with this nonsense" .. and you kick a pedal across the room. Shit I dont even have pedal now., But I toss the old shits on the floors for fun kick em around when pissed... Or else Ill break a $100.00's worth of shit not give a fuck..

When you put on psychiatric presentations of The Wall for years though, you get kinda used to the goofy wife bullshit.

 

thats not goofy wife BS that goofy chick BS period lmao

 

I do see the hilariousness.... (which firefox seems to approve of as a word. Though it DOESN'T approve of "firefox")

I just think it's ALL the parents fault... so the kid did lie to their parents... because the parents silly behavior taught them to be like that, and cheat, brownose, and bully their way where they want. I just don't think doing it back will help. You could make yourself super badass in the kids eyes, and public enemy no. 1 in the parents eyes, by cutting out the nosy parents, and helping their kids, which doesn't mean letting them follow you around, but open for you once in a while or whatever.... If you see what I mean. You don't have to blow up or threaten the parents, just tell them (sort of) politely that that's a business relationship that does not concern them, and none of their fucking business.

....where they guido's, though? Cause slayer playing mommas boy guidos would be awesome

 

I have to believe the distraction just leads to learning more restraint.. I can ignore her most the time, which I have to do anyways.. Shes actually been very helpful in learning to sing and play over people.. sometimes its really annoying in a home setting, cause she thinks its still a joke.. I take it as a joke alot of time cause the action here to play before people just aint there all the time. small cafe isnt nearly as fun the noisy bowling alley, and nowhere near the people.... Seriusly Im so used to playing over a bowling alley, I cant play this club shit where its quiet..