Pet Peeves

alright kids time to talk about your pet peeves, not things that make you mad really but things that you find annoying and gets on your nerves

ill start this off with my 3 examples:

1)ppl that dont use homonyms or use the wrong ones. you know them, the ppl that dont know the difference between there their theyre, or your youre

2. ppl that begin a sentence with "it goes without saying..." god that shit drives me up the wall, cuz if it went without saying, you wouldnt be saying it

3] ppl that use cliches constantly or worse live by cliches. how unoriginal can someone be?

 

People who chew with their mouths open.

I refuse to eat with my friends especially at bars.. They all eat like fucking pigs, slurping and chewing... Fuck...

I always just get a coke...Or if I don't get ID'd I'll get a beer and just chill... Haven't gotten ID'd in a while.. Nice..

 

people that say ''whatnot''

buddies that think it is funny to let rip disgusting farts in crowded rooms

non tippers at restaraunts

 

any version of "the fact" "the fact that" or "the fact of the matter"

walking thru spider webs

wrinkles in my clothing

bikers riding in the road

 

being deliberately ignored, and even not deliberately. i could just scream sometimes

STFU as a comeback on the internet especially. its incredibly insulting, i hear 'what you have to say isnt even worth listening to' and we all have an opinion on the internet, how is mine any less worthy to be pondered than yours? plus i do try to be intelligent on the internet, its how i contribute.

having a clean room get trashed in less than 24 hours. its why my place is usually a mess, a mess doesnt get messier. but as soon as something starts looking nice, it gets destroyed.

 

loud music and not having any respect for others. being treated like dog shit. when you are nice to other people

 

snow
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winter

 

British folk singing with an American accent.
Slow walkers.
Cue jumpers.
People in the five items for less aisle with ten items in their basket.

 

This as well as "then" and "than"


Also people who put their cigarettes out in the ashtray and fail somehow to realize it didn't actually go out and is still billowing smoke.

 

This

lol My bad. I say that all the time. I didn't mean to annoy you and whatnot.

This too.

Also....upper-class, happy, ignorant, unappreciative, oblivious, stereo-typical, nerdy white people. They're really annoying. lol

 

HOLY SHIT!!! people eating with their mouths open makes me go fucking nuts!

 

Having to remember 27 passwords and/or pin numbers.

Drivers who don't signal.

Stale bread.

 

people who switch to the left lane on the freeway then slow down

people who think my dog is going to attack just because of her breed irritates the shit outta me

slurping your drink... really you didn't grow out of that in the 2nd grade?

 

I get pissed when somebody in front of me does that.

being interrupted or talked over.

People who say "For the umpteenth time..." makes me wanna say "Fuck you!"

Arrogant people.

Rich arrogant people.

People with this fake "Im pissed." look all the time, looks fake "How much did that look cost you?"

Know it alls.

 

People who walk/drive slow and won't get the fuck out of my way.

People who don't use their turning signals.

Wiggers who live in a white subburb, go to an all white catholic school, and act like their straight outta Compton.

Drivers who don't turn right on a red.

People who throw up in my house and never make it to the washroom.

People who never fight 1 on 1 or sucker punch and think they're the shit.

 

-People that get on escalators and just stand there, seriously, you might have to walk up 5 steps in the time it takes to get to the top. Why do you have to just stand there?
-When people call someone chief or boss etc.
-wearing sunglasses at night, unless you know who cary hart is.
-Drivers that won't use a merging lane when making a right turn onto another road, you sit there and see this wide open lane and the driver in front of you doesn't seem to get the concept of merging.

 

I think my biggest one is being hung up on.

 

People that whisper loud enough for me to hear, rather than confronting or speaking directly to me.

People who whistle at work-I don't need to hear it.

Mom telling me I need to do something about my weight, as if I did not know that already.

 

The term "pet peeve".

 

-The sound of slurping, smacking, chewing, kissing, and other gross noises that involve saliva and the mouth. It makes my skin crawl.
-Parents who bring their children to my place of business and giggle every time the child lets out a blood curdling scream...every two minutes for the 2 hour time they think they have to stay.
-When people on drive-through at work go out for a smoke break and just tell people to pull up to the window to order. I love doing smokers' work for them, being a non-smoker and all. I don't even get a break. Period. But I get to work twice as hard while they go on break? Eff that.