Pet Peeves

My dog clearly not listening to me, just because she can.

Asian doves making their annoying sounds, when clearly making fun of me.

People literally cutting into my scull with a saw, then removing my scull cap to probe my brain with a kazoo, sounds odd but has happened, so I'm told.

 

automobile drivers that don't like to share the road. have you ever been an avid bicycle rider? have you ever rode on the sidewalk only to get cut off at every side street you come to, because cars don't stop before the crosswalk? how about pedestrians on the sidewalk that don't see you coming and therefore don't move? the sidewalk during the winter is full of packed down ice and snow that makes it very difficult to ride. bikes are MEANT to be in the road. deal with it.

i HATE this one. it's not incense!

hey, me too.

 

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I don't going around them for the most part, but I hate it when I'll be going up a hill and they won't fucking scoot over so I have to go 5 mph cause I can't see around the hill and they're taking up too much of the lane. It's ridiculous where I used to live there's a trail that's miles long for biking and running and they have to use the road cause they have to look hardcore. Jesus, just ride around a neighborhood.

 

You can't really use road/racing bikes on mountain trails unless you want to break some bones.

I'm lucky however, I don't have to ride down the main road around here to get to the city. This thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farmington_Canal_Trail
http://www.farmingtoncanal.org/
is only about 1/2 mile from my house and runs right down to the city. Flat, paved and even has mini road signs on it.

Also though, as for it being hard to get around bikers, part of the problem is people in cars often have an irresistible urge to throw glass bottles out their windows, bikers a good deal of the time can't move any further over because near the shoulder is full of glass.

 

well i scoot over and the road i'm usually on is two lanes. but i still get beeped at like every other day, or some asshole yells out his window "sidewalk!" if he had ever experienced how terrible it is to ride a ROAD bike on the sidewalk, he would know why i'm in the street.

also, i don't ride in the road to look hardcore. i do it to get to work.

 

waking up at 7pm with no lgiht out
outdoor weed
sudden, unexpected death

 

Drivers that honk not to warn you, but to let you know how pissed off they are.

 

yes, if im a passenger in a car that doest signal i kindly tell the driver that he/she is officially an asshole in my book

YES!! or the moving sidewalks count too, i almost always scream (seriously im not too embarrassed to set someone straight) "kepp walking, its not a GODDAMNED ROLLER COASTER!!"

god i hate this too, all of my german shepherds were more likely to nip another dog than a person. but every time someone met one of em "holy shit its gonna kill me isnt it?" "uh no, because its a trained family pet not a fighting dog"

and on a side note, ppl that clearly say "Axe" when im sure they mean "ask"

 

speaking of gross sounds, the sound of guys pissing bothers me. its gotta be the height difference, its just too loud!

 

Haha, that actually always cracked me up. My brother used to piss SO LOUD first thing in the morning when we were kids, you could hear it down the hall. I thought it was so funny.

 

my fiance's mom once told me she heard me peeing.

all you guys peeved about people not walking on the escalator...maybe you should just take the stairs?
sometimes i walk but sometimes i def stand still. i thought that was the point. i enjoy walking the wrong way on them though!

 

its an escalator, not an elevator, now walk

 

I remember people thinking going down the opposite escalator was a crime... "hey hey you can do that" What the fuck was total strangers drinking that day to possess them to tell you not to go the wrong way, expceically if they wasnt riding the fucking thing.. the nerve..

 

^^^my brother and i definitely got yelled at by security at a hockey game doing that.

 

a time paradox.. Oh noez..

 

Yeah I usually aim for the porcelain to minimize the noise....to be courteous of others....

 

me as well

 

Am I the only person who plays the super cool 'spin your piss around the porcelain without it touching the water game'!!???

Go figure.

 

oh man that grates my gears also... its like they are saying Arcs instead of ask.

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Repetitive noises like loud clocks ticking, or a high pitched tone beeping.

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people who don't check their phone msgs or return missed phone calls- I tried to call you for a reason dickhead, be more considerate.

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I cannot stand bad service - its not hard to put on a smile and give the customer what they ask for... thats what you get paid for, so stop gossiping with your coworker, put on a nice fake grin and make my sandwich.

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"friends" who invite themselves over, then ask you to pick them up, then eat all your food, smoke all your dope, make a big mess, and then fuck off. - i don't have time for these "friends" anymore.

 

I use to do the opposite, aim right below the water line on the right or left side to get all the water in the bowl spinning in a circle.