The Toilet Paper Thread

Discuss the Phenomena that is Toilet Paper
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I can't stand toilet paper. It really does not do a very good job. I was reading an article on the website below about this embarassing topic most Americans don't talk about. A question was asked, "When you work out and are all sweaty, do you simply just wipe yourself and you are clean?"

I know I don't, I like to shower after a work out. Wiping my ass with dry paper hurts and sometimes a little bit of blood is on the paper. It doesn't matter what kind of toilet paper it is either. Maybe I'm more sensitive than others in that area but I know I sure don't want to have to build up a callus on my ass just to wipe with toilet paper and not even actually clean myself all the way!

Besides the ineffectiveness of toilet paper as a means of cleaning, it is a huge negative impact on the environment. As of late I just have two rags near the bathroom sink. When I'm done excreting I get one rag wet with hot water and tiny bit of soap, squat and wipe. Use the other one to dry. Wash the rags in a second afterwards and, Done!
Then of course I flush the toilet without paper waste and a hurt anus.
The first time I did it, not sure what made me, it felt so much better, actually clean. I have not wanted to use toilet paper since. I will of course have to use it if I'm in a public space but as far as if I'm at my home, I'm not going back to scratching up my ass.


http://articles.***********/sites/articles/archive/2009/10/27/Stop-Using-Toilet-Paper-Get-a-Blue-Bidet.aspx

This guy is selling simple bidets that are easily installed on any toilet. I don't have the money for one at the moment but I'll probably get one sooner or later. The cost for toilet paper over a relatively low period of time would pay for one of these.

 

Change your brand darling! If it's making your arse bleed either see a dermatologist or don't rub so hard!

 

You mean to say that some people simply wipe their ass after working out and then go about their day?

Anyways, I'm pretty anal when it comes to wiping. I hear some people simply wipe once and then walk away. Frankly, that's disgusting. One should wipe until the paper remains white.

Also, that TP in public washrooms (I don't use public washrooms) is just fucking awful. It's like rice paper. I'd imagine one would need a hefty amount to get the job done.

 

Mr. Whipple don't like people squeezin his Charmin.

 

You haven't heard of the three seashells?

Stop killing trees, and whatever animal they make rags out of to wipe with.

 

It's not the brand, it's the overall product itself. Like lunarverse was saying, I too have heard of people only wiping once and frankly that does not work for me either.

It's not me rubbing so hard, it's the wiping over and over with dry paper.
If you have an active colon like myself you will have to defecate definitely more than once a day. So the first shit, repeated wiping. Second shit, repeated wiping etc. eventually leads to some uncomfortable irritation.

Like I said, I'm not going back to toilet paper. It does not work for me.

 

Yes those poor cotton animals...

 

No the article meant the entire body after working out and sweating.

"Do you just wipe the sweat off of your body with some paper or a towel after working out (not just the ass!) and believe you are clean?"

If you answer, "No I don't just wipe my body off after working out and sweating and go about my day.. I prefer to shower.."

Then why would you think toilet paper is doing any kind of good at cleaning your ass after defecating?

 

I see. Well, I've considered your rag method before, but frankly I likely wouldn't want to touch the rags after one or two uses, and it would require either a lot of laundry (money) or a lot of rags (money).

 

My servant always called them chinchillas.

JK

 

i hear ya OP. i'm not really concerned about tp's effects on the environment; the stuff does break down pretty fast. but i too have about 2-4 shits per day, and by the end of the day, wiping does get painful.

i sometimes wet my toilet paper, which helps sometimes. and sometimes i give it one wipe and get right into the shower.

a bidet would be wonderful.

 

Always thought those yokes were for pissing in

It was only recently that I found out hahahaha

 

If you didn't wash it after one or two uses then I could see why you wouldn't want to touch it.
After having got the rag wet initially, then wipe, and your ass is clean.. Run it under the same sink you got it wet with in the first place, with some soap, shit comes off very easily and looks cleaner than when you started.

Try it out, you are the one who makes the shit, Americans are so freaked out by their own shit lol.

In India they wipe with their left hand.

People want to stick dicks in other people's asses, finger their own ass or others, give rim jobs, etc.. but are afraid to simply clean a rag with shit that they made with soap and hot water?

Anyway you put it, you are spending way more on toilet paper than you are if you buy a Bidet or do what I do.

 

Shit thread

 

Yep. Well the kind in that link are pretty inexpensive, that man is American and has designed something easy for us Americans to use if we choose.

Like I said, paying for toilet paper is a waste when you could use a rag in the mean time and throw the $ you would have spent on paper, in short time you have enough for a bidet.

To install a European bidet would be A LOT more expensive.
I have never used any kind of bidet but imagine it would be very nice.

Toilet paper is just ridiculous.. in my opinion.. and opinions are like ass holes, everyones got one, and they all stink.. unless you clean you arse properly heheh.

 

This is quite an odd topic

 

The last time I had sex, I wanted to get in doggy style position, so I asked her to (or just moved her.. can't remember) and began going at it, but the one thing I do remember! I caught a whiff of the ass when in that position, she probably didn't wipe/clean properly or something.

It was disgusting. The last time I had sex with her.

 

If you are using an Bidet, aren't you wasting an excess of water.