If Animals Could Talk

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by easygoing, Jan 9, 2011.

  1. midgardsun

    midgardsun Senior Member

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    Animals do express more than most people its just that most people are too dumbed down to understand body language any more...
     
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    Cherea Senior Member

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    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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  6. LoneDeranger

    LoneDeranger Trying to pay attention.

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    I think most animals, wild or domesticated, think we're rather amusing, clumsy, mostly-benign sources of food.

    I can imagine them saying stuff like: "Could you walk any louder?" "No, not there - lower - yeah, that's it." "That smells good. Drop it. Dropitdropitdropit."
     
  7. FunHogg

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    "This dollar store kibble tastes like ass hair."
    "If I was just thirty pounds larger, I'd eat you in your sleep."
     
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Mine would say

    "I told you that I resent you going out without me, so if I chew while you are away, it is your own fault."

    "Do you realize that your telling me to stop barking is louder than my barking?"

    "People are strange and need to be trained!"
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    She doesn't stare, but she does purr...
     
  10. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    True, their body language speaks volumes

    lol, yeah but I've noticed that most dogs seem to like the taste of ass hair.
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    "I just licked my asshole."
     
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    "Do they honestly think this makes me look cute?"
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    my dog would probably look at me and say "mama, what's wrong with my balls? they're smaller now and licking them isn't as much fun." then i would feel sad for him. i already do.
     

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