Abstaining

Sometimes you have to smack it around a little just to show it who's boss.

Besides, he wasn't masturbating. He was just cleaning it and it went off.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

To the tune of "Funiculì, Funiculà"

Last night I pulled my pud behind the wood shed,
And it was nice, I pulled it twice,
Kicked it, licked it, jammed it in the door,
Bashed it, thrashed it, oh I want some more!!
Just because I pulled my pud behind the wood shed door!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3BjS4JUgCE"]YouTube - FLUIDS OR: PURITY OF ESSENCE

 

lol

 

I'm en route to the hell realms for sure.

 

I have heard that masturbating at least once a day is good for the DNA of the individuals sperm. I think about the future children I may want to have some day.

 

I fail to see how digitally discharging the ol' pump action cum gun can improve your DNA. DNA is what we are born with, and regularly rubbing one's monocular mutton gun could hardly improve the physical, you can forget all about the mental state, :dizzy2: of a maddened masturbator's bambini.

 

Not quite....

Mieosis can be more or less healthy, resulting in, naturally, less or more genetic mutations and other problems.If your sperm is just piling up and your nuts have to slow down, it follows that it could be harder to have as high a sperm count, or as healthy a sperm. And there could be other reasons, that's just the one I can think of.

But generally, I expect your spermcount would rise to normal and things would get going smoothly again one you became active again, unless you're celibate for years on end.... That would be less than healthy.

 

Whether or not you release semen via masturbation your body will dispose of it in one way or another.

The way we are probably most familiar with is via Wet Dreams. The other is that it is simply reabsorbed into the system.

So although it makes no difference physically whether you masturbate or not, there will be a build up of hormones which can have a detrimental effect on you mentally, causing high levels of sexual frustration.

Plus, as has already been stated, it has been medically proven that regular ejaculation has a beneficial effect on keeping the Prostate Gland healthy, thus lessening the risk of Prostate Cancer.

Although throughout history the subject of masturbation has been treated as taboo & viewed as a negative activity, this has only been due to ignorance. Nowadays, in this more enlightened age, we have scientific research to determine the evidence, and the simple fact is that there are absolutely no medical reasons not to masturbate, while the list of reason why you should masturbate is practically endless.

The only negative claims against masturbation these days stem, as usual, from the fanatical followers of religious superstition, who still believe in the fairy tales of doctrine over the hard evidence of science.

 

You’ll find these theocratic fascists are so fastidious in the performance of their religious rituals that, much to their gratitude and delight, their "dirty bits" never fail to serendipitously discharge, sometimes several times, during the daily ceremony of symbolically strangling their satanic serpent under the shower. :ack2: