I smoke an oz of dog hair a year..

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  1. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    If you have pets, you know what I'm talking about..

    No matter how hard I try, it manages to find its way to my joints.. I know the dog shakes and fur goes flying. Usually I have the days ration broken out on one my tables. His hair gets scrapped up when I slide the card on the table to fill my boat.. I try picking it out, but it is useless. There is always a piece of hair hanging out the end my doobies.. :(

    sometimes makes for neat magic trick, hold it by the hair and suspend it, twirl it.. :), try to make the best of it..[​IMG]
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i get that too..cat hair for me...i have a bad habit of using the same spot on the coffee table over and over without wiping it between....dont care...fucking table is covered in chromes and i hate wasting chromes
     
  3. deleted

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    so you ever think you might sell a bag to someone, they wind up on CSI and they trace the weed back to you, using cat hair dna ...... not that you was the killer or anything like that lol..

    I had that thought, only with dog hair..;)
     
  4. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i've found other peoples' pet hair in weed that i've bought. now i've got a cat, so i know what you mean.
     
  5. broony

    broony Banned

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    i taught this bud to sit, cause once you smoke it, that all you gonna do.
     
  6. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ugh cat hair is the one i usually get, since i have a low shedding dog with generally longish hair its easy to spot, but cat hair gets everywhere and sticks to everything, so its i definitely smoke a good 3 grams of cat hair a year
     
  7. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    a wise chemist once told me

    "the best drugs are made with hair"

    i was extracting dmt, and during the final process i saw a dog hair floating in the bottom.

    dmt hairs
     
  8. deleted

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    :rofl:...
     
  9. here-for-the pizza

    here-for-the pizza Guest

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    that's so true!
     
  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    very good point...

    note to self...the next murder should be the cat
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I think we probably have more people hair than cat hair in our weed because the cats aren't allowed in the same room as the weed without constant supervision (they're spazzes and get into any and everything) and the dog is an outside dog. But I shed worse than a cat. I don't think I've found my hair in my weed, though...everywhere else, just not my weed.
     
  12. SoulVibrations

    SoulVibrations celestial viator

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    LOL @ this thread...

    My boxer doesn't shed much but my bloodhound/lab does. He loves the smell of weed and i know i've smoked plenty of his hair.

    True story - The bloodhound/lab mix once got into some weed i had broken up sitting on a magazine on the couch, he stuck his nose right in it smelling the pile. A bunch of peices got stuck to his nose and i pulled em off and smoked em...

    Remember the movie idle hands when he uses the dog drool to seal the joint..:ack2:
     
  13. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I smoked cat hair in a blunt the other day...
     
  14. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ive known a chiick like that, we used to be really close, but had a falling out like 8-9 months ago, and im still finding her hair, its an unwelome reminder cuz she turned out to be a real bitch
     
  15. Keenman

    Keenman Senior Member

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    Oh yes-I must have smoked enough cat hair to make me cough up hairballs. :D
     
  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I used to go to my one dude's house. I've smoked my fair share of hair there, he had three dogs. He was a coffee table user too. I have a dog and cat, and my house is real dusty and on the hardwood floors, if you examine the contents of my dust bunnies, you will see that its about 50 percent animal hair, then the other half is made of dust and debris. I don't smoke any of this because I use a tray from a triple beam. IT has a lid because my stashtray fits perfectly on top of it. therefore my weed, even the broke up for later stuff is protected from air crap
     
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