bands i would go see just because of their name

JFKFC

 

the Fiveskins :leaving:

 

ok, these are the names of real hardcore underground bands i have seen in performance,

1. anal ****.

2. fuckface and the stinking assholes.

3. the scrumptious cunts.

4. the shit city dreamgirls.

5. shit eaters of titan.

and, the most vile rock and roll act i ever saw was... g.g. allin and the cum junkies!
uke:

 

Banjo Boy and The Fiveheads

 

you saw G.G Allin live? Thats fucking amazing!! Although you should also be ashamed.

 

not one goddamn thing at all amazing about it at all!

it was a total 100% gross out... i had nightmares for about a week after that geek show.

next time i'm feeling masochistic and, i want to subject to that kind of spectacle, i'll just go to the state mental hospital ward, where they keep "the sickest of sick" and see it all for free.
:willy_nilly:

 

Suzie's LunchBOX

 

Johnny Does Dallas

 

King Kong And The Hula Girls

 

I'm cheating because I just heard this on the radio

Barnyard Masturbator

http://www.myspace.com/barnyardmasturbator

yes they exist!

it's also a real job

http://www.worst-jobs.com/number-2-barnyard-masturbator-2.html

 

Naked Nympomanic Goddeses.......;-D

 

yeah, it is a real job.
i grew up in a simi-rual area. that area is almost suburban now.:sad:

several of the farms hired out to a guy named roger who, was, a, "professional pig wanker."

man, oh man! i sure would hate to have, a life long career of jacking off pigs!:ack2:

roger sure did make one hell of alot of money off of pig spunk though!