Police Arrest Drunken Owl

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  1. Tars

    Tars Member

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    Moral of this story: always drain the schnapps bottles before tossing 'em from the car. And it's lucky the owl wasn't on acid too, or they might've had to taz him...

    From The Huffington Post
     
    Tars, Jan 19, 2011
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  3. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Hey I've been to Pforzheim! They make some fine white wines in that area! :) Why bother with the schnapps?

    Personally I think Owls are wiser to stick with cannabis...
     
    skip, Jan 19, 2011
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  5. broony

    broony Banned

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    I was always told, don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.

    This bird looks high lol :D
     
    broony, Jan 19, 2011
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  7. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    That's so fucking funny
     
    Sam_Stoned, Jan 19, 2011
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  9. skip

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    Just wait till his wife finds out he went on a bender!
     
    skip, Jan 19, 2011
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  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    Thats unfortunate, he was 3 weeks sober. When is he going to learn.
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Jan 19, 2011
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  13. fire_in_the_soul

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    stupid s(/t to distract the cattle.
     
    fire_in_the_soul, Jan 19, 2011
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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I agree, the owl would be better off sticking to smoking b-owls.
     
    lunarverse, Jan 19, 2011
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  17. midgardsun

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    owl withdrawl lol
     
    midgardsun, Jan 19, 2011
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  19. andallthatstocome

    andallthatstocome not a squid

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    lol funny
     
    andallthatstocome, Jan 19, 2011
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    Schnapps + Owl = Wild Turkey..
     
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  23. newbie-one

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    releasing him will do no good . . . he'll just get wasted again and end up back in jail
     
    newbie-one, Jan 20, 2011
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  25. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    HAHahaha... to have a hoot with... ah, that's great. Nice post! :D Pretty funny about other intoxicated animals too.
     
    Terrapin2190, Jan 20, 2011
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  27. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Hoo would litter like that?
     
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    Now I remember it.... :)
     
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  31. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I have just read this article to the dogs and bird. They have now been warned that this does happen.

    I have tried to tell them for years and now they have to pay attention and stop their outrageous behaviours.

    Good to know that tax money is being so well spent.
     
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  33. newbie-one

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    when are we going to admit that we've failed to bring adequate drug and alcohol education to our wildlife?
     
    newbie-one, Jan 20, 2011
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  35. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    We should improve our education on drug and alcohol use however most don't seem to give a hoot.
     
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  37. Power_13

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    Owls are nocturnal, so would his wife be mad at him for staying out all night or all day? :/
     
    Power_13, Jan 21, 2011
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  39. freedomfan

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    I just....I mean I don't even understand. I guess it's good they caught him before he wondered into traffic.
     
    freedomfan, Jan 21, 2011
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