False Facts!!!

Especially when as soon as I turn around to look at them, they all go quiet.:smilielol5:

 

On my holiday back to my shitty bogan home town, I have been asked where to get ganja on numerous occasions. Fuckin' stupid bogans.

 

I'd hit on you. I'd even try smooth talk you to my hotel room (assuming I had one)

Nice shoes, lets fuck something subtle like that

I kid I kid

seriously though




If you put wax in your dreads to make them nice and stiff. You could put a condom over them and use them as a sex toy on your missus.

which I guess is a true fact.

because bitchez ain't shit

 

Josh Has Been Drinking Again....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'd totallly let you hit on me

 

werd.

Probably flying over to England in 2 years time. So I have sometime to work on some fresh 1 liners

 

Come visit me in the iszzle of wizzle (isle of wight..) and see meh blow mah glash.

 

This thread has gone off track...:smilielol5:

 

Sounds sexy

this thread got interesting*

 

Come to New Zealand and i'll let ya borrow my favourite sheep

 

Everyone knows my place is the hub of entertainment

 

It's a little known fact that MY pad is actually where it's at.

 

thanks man. These wombats are starting to get old.

 

Perhaps a bit of blood, but hardly a party...

We're all coming to Australia, and kickin it down the river :sunny:

 

beach*

 

I'm down with dat

 

I bet you live with your parents. I don't, so mine is better

 

Lol you have no way of knowing whether or not I live with the 'rents! Unless you is psychic and or stalker.