Would you rather

I would be the guitarist!

Would je rather be Sexy and Stupid or Smart and Ungly?

 

Smart and ugly - women always follow the money

would you rather eat ants for a day, or not eat at all for 4 days?

 

Not eat for 4 days, easily.

Would you rather mercy kill someone you love (if they asked in a terrible situation), or die for someone you love?

 

id kill since they asked....i want to live

would you rather be really strong with a small head, or really big with small hands?

 

strong with a small head. small hands impede guitar playing.

At the end of your life would you rather have had a really good 10-20 years of a great life while the rest was not so great. Or would you rather have a consistently mediocre life throughout?

 

mediocore throughout

Would you rather live in Africa for a year or Japan?

 

Africa

Would you rather be punched in the face by Muhammad Ali (in his prime) or have your foot run over by a pickup truck?

 

ill take the punch just to say i was hit by him

would you rather fly planes all your life, or be a train conductor?

 

Fly

Would you rather shit yourself once a year every year for the rest of your life (at a random moment) or have a total mental breakdown in front of your friends family and colleagues once?

 

Fucking train conductor! I love trains. When I was young I wanted nothing more in the world than to be a train conductor. Then I grew up and discovered you need a lot of schooling to do it. Fuck that. lol

Mental breakdown. Waiting for something to happen at any moment, not knowing when makes me really anxious and uncomfortable.

Would you rather have dropped acid at Woodstock or been the first person to walk on the moon?

 

Moon, my question again

Would you rather shit yourself once a year every year for the rest of your life (at a random moment) or have a total mental breakdown in front of your friends family and colleagues once?

 

i already do both so how can i choose?last time I shit myself during a breakdown so i hit 2 birds so to speak lol

would you rather ride a roller coaster too drunk or a ferris wheel too high on lsd

 

lol definitely the roller coaster. i'd rather lose my stomach contents than my mind.

would u rather your partner/spouse was the ugliest person in your town or the most attractive person on the planet?

 

Most attractive on the planet? That's easy...

Would you rather be able to live you entire life as though you were 25 years old, but you have to suffer a heart attack once a year, or just stick with your life the way things are now?

 

sign me up for the heart attacks...i would totally move in beside a good hospital...but 25? for me? worth it.

would you rather be able to orgasm just with your mind...or make others orgasm just with your mind....

 

Presumably when you surpass the age of 25 the older you get the more beneficial this would be to you.

Make others orgasm. So long as they didn't know it was my mind causing them to orgasm that would be a lot of fun!

Would you rather the word "rather" was replaced with the word "trumpet" or "flambozo"?

 

flambozo of course.

would you rather

Drink a cup of molten lead OR put your breasts/nuts in a waffle iron

 

I drink wild turkey, same thing as molten lead really.

Would you rather get a free hat, or never again sneeze more than once at a time?

 

Fuck yea, free hat! But I can't wear hats, my hair is too big.


Would you rather get slapped across the face by Bill Clinton, or have your pet run over by Jesus?

 

As I suffer from allergies, I'll take the only one sneeze at a time thing.

Would you rather be hit on the knee with a hammer really hard one time, and suffer excruciating pain for 1 hour in your knee, or have a filling at the dentist done without anaesthesia?