Police Arrest Drunken Owl

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by Tars, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. deleted

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    Mr owl how many swigs does it take to get to the center of a Schnapps bottle?..

    Lets find out..1,2,3...

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  2. teakiddie

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    ooh.. that owl looks terrible.
     
  3. Ruby Moon

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    this is so funny... just made my day.
     
  4. GaiaGomena

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    I would not want to be in the drunk tank with a schnapped-up owl :/
     
  5. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    As long as he didn't try to fly while under the influence I think this is all a bunch of hoo-pala over nothing.
     
  6. Euphorical

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    giggles
     
  7. psychedelicpiper

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    Wouldn't call this arrested-what else would you do if an animal was drunk by the side of the road where it was in danger?

    But I don't want to spoil anyone's fun, though. Great article.

    Definitely.
     
  8. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    The Owls are not what they seem....
     
  9. lunarverse

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    Maybe this particular owl has a drinking problem. If it's drinking and flying that sounds like a sure sign of owlcoholism to me.
     
  10. Monkey Boy

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    Agree. He should start attending Owlcoholics Owlnonymous right away.
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    If only I had enough rep to rep every pun in here! :D
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    If only your were owllotted more rep.
     
  13. newbie-one

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    yes, from a hoooooookah
     
  14. newbie-one

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    "I saw the best minds of my generation flying through the German wilderness at dawn, looking for an angry fix"


    (excerpt from H-owl)
     
  15. newbie-one

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    police said he was drunk, but his lawyer denied the owligations
     
  16. lunarverse

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    The worst part is that the owl isn't out of the woods yet. He's currently facing the charge of getting his wings clipped. His lawyers however recently said that his mood is upbeat. Apparently that night he was given a sobriety test that he passed with flying colours. As for the accusations against him by German authorities, his lawyers said he doesn't give a hoot. He should be flying the coop in no time.
     
  17. newbie-one

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    I think this thread should be moved to the section for owlternative lifestyles
     
  18. newbie-one

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    was he charged with owlperating under the infl-hooooooo-ence?
     
  19. newbie-one

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    Do you mean to say he'll be free as a bird?

    He'll probably also support his addiction to alcohol by continuing to work for a fly-by-night operation
     
  20. blackcat666

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    oh, my god!

    i got a whole flock of owls, who live in the woodlands behind my house.

    a couple of years back, i had several of them, who took to making their nest of my attict... i had a hell of a time getting them out of there too!
    :mad:

    my four cats and my dog, went apeshit over those owls in the attict.
    between my cats and dog; and those owls... i was almost driven batty and ready for the funny farm!
    :willy_nilly:

    well, their out of my house now and, i fixed it so they can't get back in.

    i still get to hear those mothers hooting every night.


    i hate to even think about, if those owls had ever gotten stoned while they lived in my attict!
    i'm sure the men in the white coats, would have come and dragged me off to the "happy home" for sure.
     

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