Random Facts XXVIII

It is as cold as a stepmothers breath here tonight. Not much better for tomorrow.

I have been a real pig. I bought a cheesecake and had two huge slices.

They were good though.

 

Im not bullshitting.. Im outhere next year, Ill be sitting on Shales lap ,,.. lol. no really Im thinking of heading to Negril Jamaica for a month, beach comb, smoke weed, play live music. If I survive this winter. Neg 41 I would of been gone long time ago.

 

the good things in my life are worth nothing to me. my 4.0 from last semester, my family that loves me and accepts me despite the shit I put them through regularly, my friends, my laptop, I perceive them all as shackles. admittedly cruel as that seems, the cruelest part is that this devaluing of all the things I secretly enjoy has left me with a life that I devalue perhaps more than is healthy.

 

For your pissing pleasure;

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gee i must be accident prone today... just burned myself 1.5 degree on the chat. size a pack of cigarettes, on my forearm.. in a way it felt really good..

 

Random fact: I'm taking over Forum Games while I still have the chance. :devil:

 

would be hard for me to piss into all but one of those... my pelvic tilt ain't what it used to be

and yesterday? must be your whore-moans...

arf... today the games forum... tomorrow, the world!!!! mawoowahaar...
rf: i just sat on you and virtually foiled your devious plan :sultan:

 

currently -21C.....its ch ch ch chilly out side..

 

i just flipped thru the tv and news bitch was sitting there with short sleeves.. Cold..pttf. not for the elitist. ..



got a few calls yesterday people looking for bud , well.. They only call me cause the game on tv today.. Oh Im sorry Maybe you should call ben rotherenburger and ask him for some weed...

 

if i'd got my doll, i could have knitted you one of these... i could have even converted it to a "rat design" or a "jimmy cagney"...

 

I need something to keep warm,, I should of grew more buds,, my roomy thinks I lost my fucking mind sitting in the grow room while this deep freeze passes. lol.. i actaully feel really good in here. Though Im stoned like the beejesssus.. Im changing my name to jimmy.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLqr6eaydQU"]YouTube - Nice Dreams part3 Cheech and Chong.avi

 

^^^ if you change your name to Jimmy, i will change mine to Harry... Tommy Chong and Richard "Cheech" obviously need a partner...

 

Im more likely the lizard .. lol. they are about the size of squirrels..

 

while a penis cozy would be a hit at parties i have heard that they are itchy and i scratch myself there too often already..and the doll will begin its second crossing of the pond this week:mickey:

i can taste the nitrogen used to grow this smoke

 

I got my first good night sleep in a week last night...

It was so cold yesterday morning, the temperature dropped down to -6f...

 

-11f here right now...i am wondering if tom is ok..its colder where he is

 

i been sleeping less and waking more rested.

 

oh man..just went and started the truck...it gave a definite groan..i have to invest in a block heater

 

I went to a concert last night where four men from mongolia sang throat music. Old school songs as far back as the 12 century. All the instruments where made out of animal skin and sheeps fur. It was very cool, I didn't know what to expect.

 

I just talked to my dad, he was going threw some boxes and found some pot he got a year and a half ago from California. he vacuumed sealed it and was putting it in the freezer. and was going to give some to me, he wants to start growing some weed in the 5th wheel