.. because the religions of the world are primarily for putting away the dead. I am happy though.:cheers2:
Life is a lot of things simultaneously, including funny, as well as deranged and and sad. It really depends on what we collectively make of it.
You actually died as a little kid crossing the road to get to school. And everything you think you remember since then, and the seemingly many years to come, is just an hallucination that occured in the 12 seconds between faceplanting the car and losing final consciousness.
Dude, that's a total mind fuck, because I was so close to being in a really bad car accident one time. I'm pretty sure I'm still alive though. Maybe in some other universe, I'm actually dead.
to thedope: agreed. also, giraffes. Furthermore I would add that life is not only hilarious, but hilariously cruel too.
Regardless of the fact that this thread isn't talking about me, All of these posts could be talking about me. Cause I'm Life... x3