october 15th 2010 yes... i went to jail.... again. buddy had a going away party cus he was joining the marines, beer pong, shit ton of liqour, half naked girls... all the good stuff right. long story short.... on the way home when we coulda stayed there, should have. got pulled over 5 minutes down the road and EVERYONE is shitfaced in the car. my buddy J has aderralls on him... like 10 or so i have a QP of pot and two beers in between my legs. they say liscense and registration.... look at the beers and immediately make all of us get out of the car. after that i knew i was fucked... the bud was in the glove compartment and i was hoping they wouldnt find it but i had to be really drunk to think that... being texas cops. long story short they arrest me and J cus he forgot he had the pills and they found my pot and i wasnt gonna let my buddy driving go down for it since he was being charged with a DWI and im not a douchebag. they didnt search my hoodie pockets. LOL i had cigarettes and a joint in it with a lighter in the pack + a variety of downers and uppers. yes its possible to smoke in handcuffs. it hurt my wrists but i reach around into my hoodie pocket grab the joint out and we smoke it while they're giving my friend who was driving the sobriety test or whatever. LOL. ok well i grabbed the cigs and pull it out put it in J's mouth and light it for him behind my back... all he had to do was put his head near my hand, thats how that worked lmao. well the cop gets in the car and doest even notice anything at first! then he looks back and realizes how smokey it is and we both have cigs in our mouths just chillin... he shakes his head and drives off. then i realize i had all those pills in my cigarette pack still and its a felony if you get cought with em in the facility, mind you i was totally shmammered so i wasnt thinking clearly. so like the cig thing i fed J the uppers and i ate the downers. he played rummy for a week and i slept for a week. i almost got out of that charge but got impatient to get the hell out of there so i just took time served, when really they were trying to tack on extra charges cus of the cop car thing... motion to supress video evidence i think is what my lawyer told me we did. jacob sat in jail for a month and took 4 years probation otherwise it was 6 months to 2 years as a state jail felony for having the damn aderall upper government dope crap. never been able to get high or smoke a cig on the way to jail. just thought id share that. fun stuff.
...Interesting. You live dangerously(not about the smoking, but about being..... stupid in general). I'd love to smoke a joint in a rolling pigpen. Doubt I ever will. Maybe if anything ever happens to make type 1 diabetes treatable without insulin, I'll get to smoke a joint in black clothes, plastic handcuffs, and a swat car
Great story, wish i could smoke when i got busted. The girl that went to jail with me hid her cell phone in her panties. When the pig was searching the car we called her parents to save us. lol. Didn't do much that night. I wish she hid more!
do parties with half naked girls really happen? I see it on tv, I hear about it..but I've never been to a party with half naked girls. I think those parties are mythical
You are probably a classy lady, guys only invite the "fun" ones to those partys. As for the OP, you live dangerously.
Wasted chicks always end up half naked at parties. Usually the ones you don't want to see half naked though... If it didn't seem completely retarded to smoke in the back of a cop car i'd call the OP a badass.
Your buddy should be put away for longer. Not for any drugs and stuff, nothing wrong with that, but for DUI. People that drink and drive are the biggest idiots in the world and should be punished harder.
