i'm sorry for the over zealous swearing...but i've just got a phone call from santa...saying if i ring his premium rate phone number he'll send me a special present for being a good girl or boy... i swear...i absolutely am not lying...it was a voice recording of santa...but still...
better than santas ghetto thats for sure..they'd shoot you as soon as look at you heres a shout going out to da elves in da hood, peace out!
I've promised many of my students the opportunity for a "special present" and they've all run away screaming... Fly... ps... my fave holiday pastime is going up to a "santa" and asking if he can bend over and show me his beard... ahem...
