what a stupid slogan

Discussion in 'The Media' started by boguskyle, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Are you sure you didn't get those backwards?

    All black people love metal, for some reason... all of them.

    And all white people love reggae, R&B, and jazz.... well most of them.
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Haha, they had one on TV when we had cable that cracked me up. Something about a chick named Pam and then the representative on the commercial sang, "Nation Pam is on your...Sam..."
     
  3. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Taco Bell-Make A Run For The Border

    ...more like make a run for the fucking toilet
     
  4. broony

    broony Banned

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    Being jack would be a kickass job though. Make shit loads of money and no body knows who you are. :2thumbsup:
     
  5. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    How about all those awesome PSA's...like the old "this is your brain on drugs" commercial.

    My friends and I loved to get high and laugh at that shit.
     
  6. catman2130093

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    "Safety just got safer"

    ugh...terrible
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i just heard this yesterday on 'weekend edition' on npr (national public radio.)
    people are bitching about this billboard ad, for a tv show that has gone up in several different states.
    the billboard ad reads, "GET VD!"
    :eek:

    that is in reference to the tevisison Program, "the vampire diaries."
    :banghead:

    COME ON PEOPLE! GET OFF YOUR SLACKER ASSES AND, GO FIND THE MOST NASTY STANK VAMPIRE CRACKWHORES AND... LET'S ALL GET VD!
    :puke:
     
  9. slappyman

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    What about FOX news " Fair and Balanced "

    Do they still say that, it's been so long since that channel disgraced my screen, I don't know if they try to convince you of that anymore or not
     
  10. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    just saw a commercial for Arrowhead bottled water and thought of this thread.

    Arrowhead
    "Born Better"

    .....what?
     
  11. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    "your in good hands, with All State"

    yeah until you forget to pay that premium...then those good hands will drop your ass
     
  12. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    I just ate there tonight. My thoughts on the slogan were well I dont plan to spend $7 on a sandwich and eat the thing old and soggy.
     
  13. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I'd walk a mile for a camel...

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    You've come a long way, baby!

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    Come Alive!

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    Fly Me!

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  14. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Here's some more fun ones!


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    This one is too funny!

    "I love tricome jam, mommy!"

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    Television Benefits YOUR children!

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    Smoking is Believing!

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  15. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    This is the worst one I've ever seen:

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    It's for Sherwin Williams paint. It looks like they're polluting the planet. Their logo has nothing to do with paint. And the slogan "cover the world" implies what the logo is implying: Pollution. It's horrible.

    I'd like to re-design their company logo.
     
  16. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Does she... or doesn't she?

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    Looks like someone really liked this poster!

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    Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!

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    And when cigarettes no longer do the trick, Take Amphetamines!

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  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Those are really awesome, Skip! My favorite was the ketchup one. Hahahaha.
     
  18. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    That is one that seems not to be a real vintage ad. I added it cause it's funny. The real difficulty with ketchup (before the plastic squeeze bottles) is not opening it, but pouring it! I remember back in the day when I had to walk 50 miles to school in 5 ft of snow, that I had to shake that ketchup bottle rigorously to get anything out of it. Masturbation was way easier than that (more fun too!).

    It's the Real Thing, or rather, was the real thing, once upon a time, when they still put cocaine in it. Now it's almost the real thing, but not quite.

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    Get your ass to work! (actually this one is pretty good, imo)

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    Guess we don't want your kid's ass to be abnormal.

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    Got Tired Blood? See Dracula!

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  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    What exactly is being "projected" here?... I have little doubt that male viewers found Sabrina's "equipment" to be pleasing... regardless of the gadgetry being promoted.
     
  20. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    He Beats it! (i bet he does...)

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    Note the stain on the poster... It was very pleasing to one who beats it!

    Then again, you don't need a projector to be happy, just a 900 phone #, and a vibrating phone!

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