Do girls fart?

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  1. Sophie_P

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    We don't grow armpit hair either.
     
    Sophie_P, Jan 30, 2011
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  3. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Silent but DEADLY. The sound?.....think about someone cooling their soup. :dizzy2:
     
    Geriatric Delinquent, Jan 30, 2011
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  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Nor do you spit or scratch your genitals/ass.
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    girls fart, shit AND grow arm pit hair??
     
    r0llinstoned, Jan 30, 2011
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    No, it's a myth, like Osama Bin Laden or American democracy...
     
    lunarverse, Jan 30, 2011
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  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    ohh lol good. that would be weird
     
    r0llinstoned, Jan 30, 2011
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  13. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    Troll
     
    Rugor, Jan 31, 2011
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  15. MayQueen~420~

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    How is that a little much, she could have gone into more detail and talked about her clots! Or she could have smacked you in the face with her used tampon, lmao
     
    MayQueen~420~, Jan 31, 2011
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  17. allfun

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    Their shit doesn't stink either!
     
    allfun, Jan 31, 2011
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  19. Meliai

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    what shit? I've never taken a shit in my life.
     
    Meliai, Jan 31, 2011
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    It could be possible that women fart, after all, I only recently discovered that they have faces....
     
    lunarverse, Jan 31, 2011
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  23. Geriatric Delinquent

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    Oh they fart alright. The correct term is "Queef" or "Qweef." We call them "fanny farts" ("fanny" meaning vagina) down here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y12gMSQukU"]YouTube - Queefing and Blow Jobs
     
    Geriatric Delinquent, Jan 31, 2011
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  25. Skizm

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    No, they store the farts and poo in and then teleport them to Africa when nobody is looking. In Africa, they are mined and sold back to us as diamonds. We then put them on the hands of women to let them know we're onto their scheme. WE REMEMBER
     
    Skizm, Feb 1, 2011
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  27. blackcat666

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    your quite correct on that point.
    :2thumbsup:

    in fact, their shit smells like roses!
    :biggrinjester:
     
    blackcat666, Feb 1, 2011
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  29. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lol what the fuck?
     
    lunarverse, Feb 1, 2011
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  31. guerillabedlam

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    ^ I think it was an Angelina Jolie adoption reference.
     
    guerillabedlam, Feb 1, 2011
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  33. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i swear i witnessed a girl fart once. or at least i saw some tall naked chick with long, wavy, mythical hair running out of a forest gesturing her hand back and hence forth by her near end as she was doing so.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Feb 1, 2011
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  35. Skizm

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    My brother's ex used to say that everytime she let one rip.
     
    Skizm, Feb 1, 2011
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  37. RainbowUnicorn

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    What kind of a silly question is that? Of course girls fart--we also pee, poop and belch! :)
     
    RainbowUnicorn, Feb 2, 2011
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  39. Fingermouse

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    I've never farted in my life
     
    Fingermouse, Feb 3, 2011
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