The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

I used to have "Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?"

 

I saw a couple of bumper stickers not too long ago that I thought were pretty cool--one says "Love My Country, Fear My Government" and the other one says "Sure You Can Trust the Government--Just Ask An Indian"! Neither of these was what I'd call funny per se, but they sure are thought-provoking!

 

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Bumper sticker seen at a local bar....;-)

 

Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.


Laughed so hard in public, people thought there was something wrong with me.

Well, maybe there is.

 

...I sold my other bumper sticker for a Grateful Dead ticket...

 

the best one Ive seen said "have an orgy" with a picture of people having an orgy haha.

 

If your close enough to read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you ....

I brake for no apparent reason ....

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still and Idiot !!

 

I <3 San Quentin

 

BOB SPIT ON ME seen at Ratdog/Phil and Friends

 

i wonder if you'd drive better with that cell phone shoved up your ass

 

arty:

 

I carry a gun because
carrying a cop is too heavy.​

 

hahaha good ones
i found these quite funny:

My other car has a funny bumper sticker.
My other ride is your mom.
This IS my other car.
Honk if you love Jesus. Phone while driving if you want to meet him.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out
Fight crime: shoot back
Don't drink and drive - if you hit a bump you'll spill your beer.

 

Honk and pull over if you want free sex....;-)

 

if you can't feed them, don't breed them.
and
fuck them if they can't take a toke

 

Driver carries no cash....He's married....;-)

 

my favorite has always been "HONK IF YOUR HORNY!"

 

My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student.....;-)