Attention Men: Don't buy girls drinks

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Fueled by Coffee, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Just don't. Especially if you've only met for less than 10 seconds. Most girls know, especially the pretty ones, they can use their body to get desperate men to do whatever they want. Don't buy them one right off the bat. And just tell that ****-breathed skank to fuck off if she approaches YOU and right away asks to buy her a drink!

    Not bending over and buying her a drink right off the bat like most common everyday guy would do, displays a form of confidence she doesn't see in most men. If anything she might be intrigued as to why.

    The only time I'd buy a girl a drink is if I've already noticed some chemistry going on between us and I know she's not there to use me and walk away. Also, if you're already dating her, you might as well buy her a drink. But other than that, don't do it.
     
  2. deleted

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    why buy her one, when you can buy her 15- get her smashed , take video of her puking.. And call it a win for YOutube fans all over..
     
  3. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    hahaha!
    someone got shot down me thinks
     
  4. LeviathanXII

    LeviathanXII Member

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    Agreed with above. Someone is just ranting.

    I think if the only thing you can think to say to a women 10 seconds in to seeing her is "can I buy you a drink?" Then you need to spend a little more time beforehand coming up with something to say. You know, like "Hi, how are you"
     
  5. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Me thinks you've never paid for a drink in your life.

    I just think it's sad how much money some men are willing to spend on girls they've known for less than 10 minutes. I haven't bought another girl a drink in a long time.
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    just because he's ranting doesn't make his post less true.
     
  7. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    me thinks you'd be wrong but it doesn't really matter
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Attn men.

    Disregard thread.

    Buy me drinks.
     
  9. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    It's nice of you to share this epiphany instead of just letting other guys buy drinks for women before you charm their pants off!
     
  10. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    this^^^^
     
  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    dont meet girls in bars
     
  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Don't talk to girls talk to the floor instead. Much appreciated.
     
  13. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    ha!
     
  14. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAvLi-gIymg"]YouTube - Lil Kim - Ladies Night (Not Tonight Remix 1997)
     
  15. MissBHave

    MissBHave insert clever phrase here

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    hey mr phelps
    if you buy me a beer you just might get lucky
     
  16. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Bear in mind I'll be generous enough to purchase someone a drink. But under the right circumstances.
     
  17. Geriatric Delinquent

    Geriatric Delinquent Member

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    Here is a remedy. By all means buy her a drink, but lace it with some Rowies (Rohypnol) when she goes to "strain the Spinach." Then get her home quick, or into the car for the less romantic, and have non-consentual sex with her. Then slop her out scrupulously with the Whizz Mop, shove some alum up her snatch and anus, return her to the sleazy bar stool you found her on, and she'll be none the wiser!
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Why would I buy a woman a drink when I could buy myself one with that money?
     
  19. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Hahaha Now you're talkin'!
     
  20. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Would you like Guinness or Heineken?
     
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