Riskiest places you have smoked

Oooh sweet memories of being a teen and attempting the "downy dick" method of covering up the fun at my friend's with the rents home. So much easier having your own house!

 

in the basement of a mcdonalds....the stock room....while it was busy....it was pretty cool....when manager asked why my eyes were so red, i told her i didn't sleep good that night before and i was up drinking all night

 

Walking down a street that had a cop car creepin ahead at 10 mph. Luckily it was night

 

In front of Ling Ming, the Restaurant I worked at 3 months ago, owned by a general in the military police, in a country which prosecutes drug offender by sending them to 2 to 4 years of rehabilitation camps.

He needed me more than I needed him though, and he didn't care.

 

Smoked a few bowls in the front row of a movie theater while watching south park the movie.

 

Uh wut? I'm lost on this one...

 

The downy dick part? Shove a couple downy dryer sheets into an empty toilet paper roll to exhale into. A filtering kinda system. Can't say that it worked. I was young and dumb.

As far as the riskiness for me? Wherever the parents are around when I was a teen. I own my own home now soooo the riskiness just ain't there anymore.

 

LOL I sometimes stand on toilet seats and blow the smoke into the air vent in cubicles in nightclubs. Then when I am finished I employ a direct exit strategy and get the fuck out there before anyone who cares notices the smell.

It usually works, well it has always worked up until now as I have never been caught.

Another strategy I used on the 3 hr night bus back home was to take a hit, ghost it and then breath it out under my shirt so that my clothes would absorb the smell. It was a mini bus and the driver never seemed to notice and didn't really care either I suspect.

 

I was drunk at a club one time, and I went in the bathroom and smoked a bowl. I got kicked out of the club that night, and I messed my foot up. I trip and fell or something. that's all I remember

 

When I was in high school I worked for a janitorial company and was assigned to clean at city hall. I actually sat at the mayor's desk and smoked a joint. They had a central vacuum system so I just hooked the hose up and let all the smoke go down the hose.

 

Outside the pool hall right in plain view from the road. Just cuz there was a picnic table.

Inside a mall at night. (awesome experience)

A few more but they aren't that intense.

 

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United States of America......

 

front driveway sitting behind a van... back yard with no fence and only a small field between the yard and the main road which also happened to be about 100 yards from the police station... college dorm... walking down the street... on the highway (actually relatively safe long as you're not driving like an asshole and calling attention to yourself, but if you do get pulled over you're FUCKED)...

the worst time though was driving around the city smoking with a car full of people and accidentally made a wrong turn into the parking lot of the Naval base, I almost shit myself when I realized where I was and in a stoned panicked moment, I threw it in reverse, hit a parked car and peeled outta there doing like 60. I have no idea how I didn't get caught cuz the security guard saw everything. I'm pretty sure I tapped out my life's supply of good luck that day.

I try not to do shit like this anymore...

 

Whereever the fuck I want

 

In a jail cell.

 

How is that risky though? You are already in jail...

Joking aside, that's hardcore punk.:2thumbsup:

 

I once got kicked out of a gay bar for smoking a joint. Well actually it was because I asked a group of lesbians if I could see their tits. No seriously though they were a bunch of cock teases, and while I was in the gents apparently they were flashing their tits in front of my friends, so when I came out and learned that I had missed the show I started asking them for a peek.

And they complained to the doormen who then ejected me from the premises! Just before this happened though someone passed me a joint and I was just taking my first draw when this big black dude comes along, at which point I dropped the J on the floor and was escorted outside.

 

Yeah that is badass as a motherfucker.

 

that's funny. I'm lucky they didn't call the cops on me though