Anyone do anything cool for their ladies on Vday?

I was wondering if anyone did anything cool for their ladies on valentines day. I usually don't do anything for valentines day but as my wife was displeased with her terrible Christmas presents I figured something should be bought. Got her 2 dozen assorted long stem roses, chocolates and a bear.

And a short poem that read: I'm sending you these flowers to show my love is true. And to let you know I meant it on the day we said "I do". Though riches, wealth and fame are things that I may lack, I'm here to be your everything in the home and in the sack.

It's not a very good poem but implies sex at the end so it's good enough for me.

Anyway, just wanted to know if anyone did something cool other than the typical flowers and chocolates?

 

I filled my blow-up doll with pure Nitrogen rather than just regular air. Apparently it's a coveted thing at the local tire shop so I figured only the best for Plastic Tiffany.

Seriously, though... if you've got someone special to do something for, then you're doing well.

 

i put it in her butt

 

this is some funny stuff

 

sorry OP, couldn't help it. Hope you had a happy Valentine's Day!

bet she loved the poem and the gifts