How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. lillallyloukins

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    karate chop attack yer boss when least expected (like peter sellers friend) and make sure you're absolutely drenched in aftershave/perfume that is overwhelmingly offensive...
     
    lillallyloukins, Jan 25, 2011
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  3. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Lock the boss in the bathroom...
     
    countrygirl, Jan 25, 2011
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  5. lillallyloukins

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    napalm should do it, ever so slightly...
     
    lillallyloukins, Jan 26, 2011
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  7. DrKlunk

    DrKlunk weewoo island

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    Obliterate your boss' daughter, or wife, with your penis
     
    DrKlunk, Jan 26, 2011
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  9. lillallyloukins

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    penis envy classes at lunchtime
     
    lillallyloukins, Jan 26, 2011
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  11. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Q - Quit work for the day @ 2pm and then ask your boss if you can still have your full pay;act out and call him racial slurs when he refuses :D
     
    Dude111, Jan 26, 2011
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  13. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    R- Rape the person you hate most in the office.
     
    boredpsycho, Feb 17, 2011
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  15. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Sex on the bosses desk...
     
    countrygirl, Feb 18, 2011
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  17. stevedavejesus

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    t-trap your boss in a small panic room with the carpenters playing on the intercom.
     
    stevedavejesus, Feb 18, 2011
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  19. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    U - Undress your 2yo kid in your boss's office and let him shit all over the boss's desk before finally changing his diaper;laugh when the boss sees it :D
     
    Dude111, Feb 18, 2011
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  21. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Ventilate the office with marijuana smoke and offer to dial a pizza
     
    Joshua Tree, Mar 15, 2011
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  23. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    W- Wear nothing to work
     
    lovelyxmalia, Mar 15, 2011
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  25. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Wouldnt that be great if that was GENERALLY ACCEPTED??

    X - Xamine your Boss's work and make changes so its WRONG and then laugh when his boss gives him an F on the Promotion test;ask for a raise :D
     
    Dude111, Mar 15, 2011
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  27. LovesLiquid

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    Z -Zestfully work away whilst the boss watches but do nothing ;)
     
    LovesLiquid, Mar 15, 2011
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  29. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Assault the CEO
     
    Nyxx, Mar 15, 2011
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  31. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    B = Bounce your boobs in the bosses face...
     
    countrygirl, Mar 16, 2011
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  33. broony

    broony Banned

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    C - Cant count cautiously chanting croaking calls.
     
    broony, Mar 16, 2011
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  35. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    D - Dump your trash on your boss's office floor and call HIS BOSS and tell him how messy he is and should be fired... When HIS BOSS comes in to look at the mess,start laughing and admit you made the mess to get him fired,start swearing,etc :D
     
    Dude111, Mar 16, 2011
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  37. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    E = E-mail the boss nude picture of yourself...
     
    countrygirl, Mar 17, 2011
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  39. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    fuck a dog
     
    The Imaginary Being, Mar 17, 2011
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