My Plaid Paints Problem

I wanna wear plaid pants to school because they're more comfortable than jeans are but they won't be able to hide a boner at all. I get morning wood a lot. Is there anything I can do?

 

stop thinking about your dick so much and get on with life?

 

True story. (internet crowd yells photos or it did not happen) , oh it happened.

So there was this one day I asked one of my class mates to give me a lift home and she was quite endowed, large breasted for those of you who could not figure that out. We went to her car and her girlfriend was coming with us. They both got in the front and hoped in that back. Without even thinking she takes off her shirt and starts to undo her ace bandage and then realizes I'm there. It must of been such a normal ritual for her.

Then she jumped in the back seat and started sucking me off. And her friend started masturbating in the front to it.....


Ok that part is lies.....

But the majority of people are going to read that small line before reading the block of text.

Any who back to the point as to why I brought this up. Put on briefs and duck tape that shit down. You could just take vigilanteherbalist2 advice but I think mine would be more comical once you hit the gym locker room.

 

Wear a striped shirt.

 

what does the pattern on your pants have to do with hiding a boner? i don't care if there's a picture of a boner on your pants, as long as you wear a loose shirt and tuck it under your waistband nobody will notice.

also, morning wood only lasts about 5-15 minutes after waking up. maybe you should get your own home instead of sleeping at school, and you won't have to worry about morning wood there at all.

 

not if you get EPIC MORNING WOOD.

With epic morning wood, ( the daily use once before you go to bed pill) you can always wake up with EPIC MORNING WOOD to satisfy all your morning wood needs.

Disclaimer: Erections can last up to an hour for an erection lasting longer than 6 hours please call your doctor. You should not take epic morning wood if you have a heart condition or taking certain heart medication like nitrates. Please talk to your doctor before taking this medication.

 

never heard of the gentlemens tuck? Over the gate but under your shirt. I figured out that gem in 4th grade.

Props for the plaid though. Unless you're being 'ironic'... then I hate your guts.

 

Wear baggy shirts that would cover your entire crotch area and even down to your upper thigh region. Speaking from experience. This would be a "quick remedy".

But the real solution to it is to know that other guys around you basically have the same issue more or less. Relax, and who knows, you might not get erections as often once you stop worrying about them so much.

 

:iagree:

 

If it's the pattern you want, then wear a kilt.

 

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Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

love it ^^^^^

 

although that would work im guessing that it is not the number one option.

 

Actually the original purpose of the Prince Albert (piercing) was so Prince Albert could run a piece of twine through the ring on his penis and tie it to his leg under his tights. There's your answer. PA dude, PA.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

be proud of your boner, it won't last for ever

 

See ... now I ALWAYS wondered if the Sporran was designed to add a little extra counterweight to keep down inconvenient erections. I can only begin to imagine how pronounced an erection could be in a kilt (I have no direct experience here)

 

Friend ,if you want to wear PLAID PANTS -a boner is not your problem!!

 

I've never had an erection problem when wearing a kilt and I fly like a true Scotsman (i.e. Commando). The only thing that I really try to avoid are "Britney Spears Moments":



Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

lmao. and the info about the PA is very interesting.

 

I'm starting to feel like Cliff Claven.

Stay Brown,
Rev J