tie my girlfriend up, suggestions

i plan to tie my gf up this saturday and i can do anything i want! what shoul i do

 

human shield, baby!

 

put her in your truck and turn up the bass.

 

I would say the first thing to do would be to make sure you have her permission to do it...

 

fuck permission, do it anyways

 

if she's hot, after you've tied her up, drop her off at my place

 

tie her up and then go to the bar for a few pints...it will be funny as hell and a way better story

 

after she's tied read her stephen king's "gerald's game"


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald's_Game

 

see Spun.

 

lol^
don't re-enact Spun, please. for the love of god.

 

that was some fkd up stuff!!

 

force her to watch Soviet era worker propaganda films

 

is anyone else creeped out that:
the girl was probably like "te he, yeah you can tie me up"
and now this dude excitedly asking strangers what he should do to her??????

 

it is a little bazaar.
but so is the internet.

 

You should definitely bust on her face.

 

sperm facial

 

Order a Pizza. This is especially recommended if you are in a hotel room.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

"Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up."

 

would it be presumptious to assert that you don't wish to keep her around after this event?

eeyah! trust....a lost ideology.

 

Personally? I would cover her in cream and invite some girlfriends to come lick it off. Then we'd all cum over her and make her lick that up as best she could. Thats just me though.