Oral Sex More Likely To Cause Throat Cancer Than Tobacco??

Yes, it's true!

And when we first saw this news on the internet today, both of us instantly agreed that we would much rather die young than to stop enjoying delicious oral sex with each other. Really. For us, quitting oral sex would be quite impossible. Life would lose all meaning and purpose.

But upon further reading on the subject, we discovered that we are not at risk:

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers.

Well, anyway, we've always joked that oral sex would be more fun if it was outlawed, again. That would truly elevate the act to the "forbidden fruit" level of taboos and special pleasures.

 

I want a death by misadventure ..
Wanna die face down in my ladies bits...

 

Well, I guess I'm at about a 500% increased risk factor, then...I've licked quite bit of clit over the years...and I have to admit-I love it!!! At least I'll die happy...