How much do you fart?

Weak, but consistent, and that's what counts.

 

I'd say I'm an average farter except for when I eat fast food which makes me really flatulent especially this one chicken place, I'm not sure whats in those 11 herbs and spices, but WOW do they give me the ill winds.

When other people are around I usually try to cover up the sound with the ol' cough and fart routine ,...and hope someone else gets blamed for the stench.

 

My best farts come on the days following heavy consumption of malt liquor, so tomorrow should be a good day, as far as flatulence goes.

 

I ate a bowl of pinto's yesterday, so I am pretty gassy!....;-)

 

As much as I need to, sometimes I will squeeze out a little extra gas just for fun.

 

i don't know. more than 3 for sure.

 

I hatte girl farts. No offense ladies but thats nastier than guys farting. Guys you expect it.

 

It's because most females try not to fart, so they're holding their's in all day and letting them ferment. When they can't hold it anymore, their farts finally eek out and can usually clear entire rooms.

 

Not me. When I gotta release some pressure well, make sure you're not standing behind me cuz it's gonna happen. Better out than in I always say

 

Better get that 100 dollar bill outta your wallet then
Nahh but yeah the fact what you said tns, yeah that even makes it much worse, but I wasn't even thinking of that. I just didn't like knowing about it happening lol. I don't get many girlfiends tho so doesn't really make muchofa difference. I dunno if I am turning into a mature douche bag or what, but idk not really into fart jokes anymore. Mabey I'm just thinking too much lol. But yeah what I'm getting at is I'm over this thread lol. peace!
With that being said, dumb and dumber is my all time fav movie, they have some quality fart jokes too.

 

hehe, I love Dumb and Dumber... latez

 

lol *squeak*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA"]YouTube - Dumb and Dumber toilet scene (High Quality)

 

HAHAHAH ewwww!

 

bump cause I farted..

 

my best guess would 1.5 gallons a day

 

hahaha... this is weird and I don't know if it's just me.. but sometimes if I'm around a strong smell for a while (like garlic, etc..) later on my farts will smell sorta like it. I know it can't just be the smell is "stuck" in my nose because it'll be hours later even...

 

24/365 i keeps it real

 

every hour on the hour?

 

Thats once, It's 8:10 am

 

I don't knowingly fart much at all. I used to worry that I didn't fart enough! However, most air is expelled quietly and unknowingly. That said, I do worry that I could be a night time farter. I don't wanna be in bed with a boy and be farting all night long

I burp lots!