What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

It's already such a mess to put one in, I never thought of sharing the spot with another guy!

 

still boring...

 

A lightsaber

 

After watching lots of anal creampie videos i got really horny so i went and got some linx fever bent over, put my dick in my mouth and poured the liquid down my ass, it was the most painfull experiance of my llife (and ive had an ariel go strait through my hand and out the other side. The linx caused my hole bowells to loosen and i was on the toilet for an hour screaming in pain!

 

Hmm. One of my favorite is the maglite-flashlight. Small contact solution bottle. lots of sharpies, dildo, plug, vibrator, ice, fingers. and the small end of a bottle.

 

a cheese grater.


but really, a lint roller

 

Iguana

 

How the hell do you people put a banana up you without it turning into mush just trying to go in.

 

A '50 Olds and GW Bush.

 

you gotta have it loose already

 

frozen.. :afro:

 

let me think..
all my fingers
carrot
banana
cucumber
zuccini
cigar tube
lollipop
golf ball
cherry tomatoes
pens

Dont have anal anal toys yet but soon
Want to gape my ass! Definatly gonna do some anal play tonight!

 

^ you like your veggies.

 

keeps me healthy haha

 

prob the weirdest is a paintball barrel or the handle of a screw driver.

 

ice cubes

 

A bolistic missle.

 

I know a girl who put a corona bottle in there!

 

^ well carona is a good beer

 

Corona, in the UK, is a brand of soft drinks. Back in the 70's, before the days of supermarkets, the Corona lorries would come around the local neighbourhoods - trading like a massive Ice Cream Van.

Plus all the bottles had deposits on, so you could get money back on the empties.

Happy days.