What has a child told you lately?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Olympic-Bullshitter, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Goodbye and Thanks
     
  2. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    the last child i spoke to asked to borrow a fag and i enquired as to what the point of that would be, he said to smoke so i said he should borrow a dictionary from the library.

    the rest of the conversation were naughty words a nine year old, or a smoked up and stunted fourty two year old shouldn't be allowed to say :)
     
  3. spexxx

    spexxx Member

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    told me i'm fat and need to brush my teeth
     
  4. steviejay

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    I was playing with a toy, and suppose to be watching a few kids. This 5 or 6 kid walked up to me and told me adults weren't suppose to play with toys so I laughed and and continued on with my merry game
     
  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I had a 4 year old ask me why I was with my boyfriend cuz my boyfriend was uglier than he was.

    Then he proceeded to tell me he has a truck and I should drive him in his truck because its better than mine
     
  6. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I haven't talked to any child within the last 5 years.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i can't remember the last time i spoke to a child.
     
  8. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Why is your beard so white? And why is your hair so long?.....;-)
     
  9. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    aww i love kids. theyre so funny...

    i know this really smart 3 year old,jaxon, he's going to be sooo smart when hes older, i know it.

    i babysit him, i was in his house cause his mammy was showing me and my sister to do hair extentions, and his daddy was taking him out for a walk... and little jaxon said "be here when i get back" .. in his little cute voice..

    then when he came back his mammy said "look the girls stayed so that they can say bye to you" ... and he said "ok, you can go now, bye" haha .. it was cute...

    he knows his address, and he can count to 20(i think its 20) ... Braininess runs in his family,
     
  10. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Now my Girls are all grown up, it's down to my Granddaughter to point the way forward with simple and honest observation.
    Though she’s only 8 months old and can’t yet talk, when I had my hair cut recently she gave me the ‘WTF’ look!
    Sometimes actions say much more than words - lol :D
    :peace:
     
  11. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    babies are so cute... my sister is pregnant. cant wait to be an auntie :sunny:
     
  12. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    My son said "DAAAAAAH" walked into the livng room, pointed at the TV, and said "I doh like" I was watching history channels TheUniverse I said "tough boyo" He went went back to the bedroom upset.

    I love wathing TV with my son, but I can take only so much nick jr
     
  13. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    awww cute :sunny:
     
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