Has anyone eaten off your pussy, literally

So far I have smeared vanilla pudding on my girlfriends pussy and licked it off her, while also slowly sucking her pussy bits.

Have also tried pouring wine on her pussy and slurping it off her.

Has anyone tried any other food/drink ?

 

Ha Ha Ha...Really?

Man, I am too tired. When I read the post title I was like "If they eat it off what remains? Do they look like a Barbie?"

Ha Ha Ha...TIME FOR BED!

Oh. To answer your question. No.

 

you know the famous spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp? yep, i've done that.

 

You come up with some strange questions man.

 

Hey, I know your GF! Ask her about the big bronzed Anzac that licked her **** once.......from the inside! uke:uke:

 

Listen Geriatric Fuckface, you have the most fucked up face I've ever come across, more like a cuntface and I don't mean any disrespect to the lovely women on this board.

Why don't you get into a fist fight with someone, so that they can re-arrange your fucked up face for free ?

 

:wheelchair:

That is all I have to say.

 

The only girl friend you have and have eaten vanilla pudding off her snatch is your fist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGrSyThSOc"]YouTube - Masturbation Man.

 

I was wearing a bikini and my girl friend poured vanilla rum down over my chest and it ran down past my belly button into my bottoms. She licked my breasts, down my stomach, past my navel and then pulled the tie string and licked my pussy. She kept pouring more on my pussy and sucked on my clit for a long time... it was fun! does that count?

 

mmmmmmmmm.............. counts 4 me :2thumbsup:

yogurt, honey but best of all is neat pussy
Simon :sunny:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8lYP_ec8k8"]YouTube - DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Vanilla Pudding and Vagina? Sounds like a good way to catch a yeast infection to me...

 

I have had two different boyfriends (most recent previous and current) lick their cum off of mine per my request, if that counts.

 

whoa, i must admit the title made me worry a bit too... !!

Well, about 4 years ago, i was with a girl who i was dating (didn't work out :banghead: ...this super gorgeous girl from Cameroun) ...once we were at my old appt. drinking a few beers, and she would pour some on her clit while i was eating her out (not literally, as in, bite pieces off her!!) ... it was quite arousing for both of us =)

....mmmmm, that must have been so awesome!!! especially deep tongue-kissing and sharing the taste *boioioioioing*

 

My bf once played with my pussy by smearing yogurt all over it then licking it off....it felt amazing and relaxing, but didnt get me that turned on that I came

Food items seem to be better during foreplay than the main event. Try placing whip cream, pudding, etc. wherever you want your bf/gf to lick its fun

 

I like to put grapes in it like push em up inside then sort of fish em out

 

For one of my husbands best friends stag party, hubby had dared me to be the platter for the snacks. I took the bet, and hubby had me lay down on the table and placed various treats/snacks all over my body and told the guys to help themselves. For the groom, he kept stuffing pepperettes in my pussy and had him keep eating!! I came several times while everyone was touching me all over! Most of them had already seen nude pictures and video of me so it wasn't that uncomfortable having them touch me and it was great fun!

 

Yes, my exboyfriend used to eat me out with flavored lube, he used to lick me
Untill my legs started to shake, and my hips pointed towards the ceiling,
He would suck the life out of my pussy and I would come in his mouth...
Damn I miss that dude

 

YES! literally yes. Earlier this year, my then boyfriend and I saw this short film and thought it was cool:

http://vimeo.com/24767284

...so we re-enacted it for his birthday. It was a lot of fun being the dinner setting!

 

read the rules before posting. seems pretty obvious to me.

also, your edit didn't work. your full name and location are still listed on your vagina.

did you guys also include the crying baby and the rooster?